[even more wobbly than usual]

[hailmegatron]

HK-47, SCOURGE, DEPTH CHARGE. STATUS?

Comments

[arc_wrench]

Statement: Fully functional and fighting fit.

Query: Are you functional as well?

[hailmegatron]

I AM FUNCTIONAL.

... PERHAPS NOT FIGHTING FIT.

[arc_wrench]

Advisory: Human meatbag bodies require fuel for self-repair. And if it is not done willingly, then the guard meatbags will likely force the issue physically.

[hailmegatron]

... I WILL REFUEL.

[arc_wrench]

Statement: I know it is entirely unpleasant, but it is the only way to remain functional. Otherwise, your body will literally start to eat its vital systems in an attempt to remain online.

And I would rather that not happen.

[hailmegatron]

[Lugnut flails at the bulletin for a while, with lots of uncertain struckthrough words]

... I WILL REFUEL.

[arc_wrench]

Gratitude: Thank you. I would not want your body to permanently damage itself in a programmed malfunction like that.