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Good morning, everyone!
Willy Wonka here again, re-opening commissions for my services. You may or may not have heard of me, but before my arrival here I was a confectioner of some renown, and would love to continue that work here for all of you! I will take made-to-order requests for candies and chocolates (including for those of you with special dietary needs) [the "i" in "dietary" here is dotted with a raindrop shape], and all I ask in return is some of the odd trinkets you've collected during your time here, or your help with some of my own projects.
Prices negotiable, free samples available upon request.
Sincerely yours,
Willy Wonka here again, re-opening commissions for my services. You may or may not have heard of me, but before my arrival here I was a confectioner of some renown, and would love to continue that work here for all of you! I will take made-to-order requests for candies and chocolates (including for those of you with special dietary needs) [the "i" in "dietary" here is dotted with a raindrop shape], and all I ask in return is some of the odd trinkets you've collected during your time here, or your help with some of my own projects.
Prices negotiable, free samples available upon request.
Sincerely yours,