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[donetakinorders]

So how many people know real ninjutsu around this place?

And I'm not talking about that fake, pretend-like-magic-counts stuff. I'm talking about the actual martial art. You know, the one for people who aren't lame pink-haired losers?

- Raphael

Comments

[tsunagari]

By "pink-haired losers" should I assume you're making fun of my teammate?

[donetakinorders]

Hey, if your teammate is that pink-haired wannabe-ninja, then you got my sympathy.

'Cept you're probably a lame 'magic' ninja too.

[tsunagari]

I would appreciate it if you didn't insult my comrades.

There is no magic involved in the sort of ninjutsu we do, and I'm sure there's a relation to the sort you use.

[donetakinorders]

And I'd appreciate if your little 'comrade' didn't cheat by starting a fight right where the nurses could see. You can't call it a win if the only reason she got a hit in was cause she attacked first and the nurses broke it up before it got fun.

Right. Cause summoning animals and whatever the hell else you say you do ain't magic now.

[akarusa]

I know karate, but I'm a couple of centuries too late for ninjutsu.

[donetakinorders]

...what the hell kinda time are you from?

[damned_nurses]

[the word 'hell' now has a smiley face sticker over it]

[akarusa]

1992. Or Heisei 3, if you prefer.

What about you?

[lostonlifesroad]

Ah ha. You know, insulting another person's "way of ninja" isn't exactly going to earn you many friends--or allies. So if I were you, I'd consider taking a more open-minded approach.

[donetakinorders]

Yeah, and punching people in the face ain't gonna get you many friends neither. But you don't see people telling her that.

[lostonlifesroad]

Well, normally I might agree with you. But if she hit you because you tried to say the ninjitsu she's devoted her life to doesn't 'count' because of magic-like abilities, then I can't blame her so much.

I did teach her to be a proud ninja, after all.

[donetakinorders]

Hey, it ain't my fault that the ninjas I know who use magic and stuff all end up getting their butts kicked cause they're too soft.

And who the [smiley face] goes to a 'ninja school' anyway?

[mizuhomaiden]

Wasn't Yuffie supposed to kick your butt and tell me if you were any decent?

[donetakinorders]

Who? What? Even if I did know what the hell you were talking about, I ain't easy to beat.

[damned_nurses]

[the word 'hell' now has a smiley face sticker over it]

[mizuhomaiden]

I usually call her Wutai. It was a while back - she was going to meet you to spar or something with some other people. I was invited along, but I had other plans. She was supposed to tell me if you were any good.

[thatdamnedninja]

Miiiiight wanna hurry up and pull your head out of your ass. It might be comfy in there, but you're not doing yourself any favors.

And yeah, I'm a ninjutsu master.

[donetakinorders]

It ain't my fault some people got a messed up idea of what makes a ninja. Or at least what makes a ninja that doesn't get their ass kicked by a ninja turtle in their first real fight.

[thatdamnedninja]

Ever thought that maybe, just maybe, your definition of 'ninja' isn't the only one around? You can't always count on the rules you're used to playing by.

[donetakinorders]

Hey, I know all about ninja who use magic and tricks and stuff. It's not like I haven't met and fought a bunch of them. It's just that they all last even less time than the ninjas without the stupid special effects. So if you say you use stuff like that, I ain't gonna take you serious.