[testing bulletin limits; disguised handwriting]

[chocomancer]

Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail:

Gonna be busy most of the day. You still wanna check out those ruins tonight?

- Mr. McGregor

[original post has been censored by the nurses, new post reads:]
Does anyone know what "hydrochloric acid" is for?

[and a third post, undisguised but in Loompal (the language of the Oompa Loompas)]
It's a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees,
They'd build their nests at the bottom of trees.
And that being so (if the Bees were Bears),
We shouldn't have to climb up all these stairs.