[posted just before lunch started]

[toxicspiderman]

B E E R

Got your attention? Good. I, Sangamon Taylor, hereby invite all and sundry, etc.

Saturday night -- that's the night after tonight, for anyone unfamiliar with how we count the revolutions of this planet

Comments

[Anon, neat handwriting across the bottom different from the OP.]

[cigarettes_plz]

Please don't mind this notice. Patent's room is being searched.

[toxicspiderman]

[The text has been struck out with a thin, single rule, and an arrow is drawn from the struck text to this note.]

Spider, handwriting analysis on aisle 3?

C.F. this.

[Another arrow points to this note, which has been moved nearer.]

[cigarettes_plz]

Come on, you asked for it. [ This note has now been taken down. He didn't see any reason to put it back up.]

[notachick]

Beer is that Western alcohol, yes?

-Julian Ikeda

[toxicspiderman]

Yeah.

-- S.T.

[notachick]

What does it taste like? I heard it was bad.

-Julian Ikeda

[toxicspiderman]

Like beer. It's traditionally made from barley and small amounts of other grains, plus hops -- which make it bitter. It's an acquired taste.

This stuff will be probably be sweeter -- the kitchen was all out of hops.

-- S.T.

[bullygeneraleva]

Where there's a still, there's a way...

[writing shaky as if writer is laughing]

[mizuhomaiden]

That's a good one.

[bullygeneraleva]

That was why I shared.

[mizuhomaiden]

Any more?

[31st_of_china]

How the hell did you get some? Don't tell me you managed to actually brew the damn thing.

[toxicspiderman]

I'm a biochemist.

[wantsyourzex]

B E E R?

[toxicspiderman]

Ethanol-containing beverage. Mild intoxicant.

[wantsyourzex]

What happens to humans when they're intoxicated?

[toxicspiderman]

Euphoria, lowered inhibitions. Some get weepy or angry. Depends.

-- S.T.