*River's usual handwriting*

[theycutitout]

It has come to my attention that my socially-challenged, older brother (the one that happens to be a doctor in case you might've been inclined to think I was referring to Dias) has decided to stop being anti-social and come out of his room. With this being the case, I'd like to hire a bodyguard for him for the day and evening since I'll be occupied indefinitely, and he can be such a trouble to look after sometimes.

Applicants may apply below. I'll need a list of qualifications as well as a detailed employment history. Expect a background check sometime within the hour. You will be paid for your services.

~R. Tam