May 11, 2009 16:31
[The note is very carefully written in the author’s best handwriting.]
Dear Mr. Person-in-Charge (I’m sorry, I don’t know your name),
I don’t like to be a nuisance, but I think there’s been some kind of mistake. I’m definitely not crazy! Is there any way I could possibly contact my friends? I’m sure they could tell you that.
Yours faithfully,
Kibitoshin, East Kaioshin Kaioshin God Guardian of the Universe
[then, as an afterthought]
(Goku? Are you here?)
kibitoshin