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Feb 23, 2009 17:50

( Free Immunisation Clinic )

superboy

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fuzzy_diablo February 23 2009, 06:58:29 UTC

DON'T PUT OUR ROOM NUMBER ON THIS!

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:01:48 UTC

But how else will they know where to come?

fuzzy_diablo February 23 2009, 07:16:41 UTC

I know you're trying to help people but... maybe this is a bit much...

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:22:59 UTC

Why? What else I am I supposed to do about this? It's the best solution, you gotta admit.

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forgot_it_all February 23 2009, 06:58:45 UTC

You have got to be kidding.

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:02:18 UTC

No, it's very important that we help these people! They're in great danger!

forgot_it_all February 23 2009, 07:02:48 UTC

This is not helping.

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:03:28 UTC

Sure it is! How else do we make sure they're safe?

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see_my_back February 23 2009, 07:03:57 UTC

[several hesitation and scratch marks on the paper before answering]

Are you really that desperate Superboy?

Seriously though, wouldn't it be better to just wipe out the birds instead? I'll volunteer for that, but there's no way in hell I'm signing up for the immunization.

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:05:40 UTC

I'm not desperate!

I just want to help people, how is that a bad thing? Wiping out all the birds will be too hard under the current conditions. This is much more efficient.

see_my_back February 23 2009, 07:10:28 UTC

I have a hard time believing that.

And the fact that you'll be the one helping these people get rid of their virginity is no benefit to you at all I'm sure. How many could there be anyway? I didn't have trouble with the other monsters, and you said you had that power of your own, so it couldn't be that hard, right?

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:13:52 UTC

It's true babe! Believe me, I'm just trying to be a good guy here.

There's nothing wrong with enjoying helping people is there? And we don't know how many there are or where to find them so, like I said, prevention is better than cure. Everyone knows that!

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clockmongler February 23 2009, 07:04:27 UTC

Dear lord, the boy is as bad as ZEX.

I admit, I laughed.

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:06:29 UTC

Does that mean you want to help out babe? We'll accept anyone within reason.

clockmongler February 23 2009, 07:10:01 UTC

Sadly, I've no need for such games. Unlike others, I've no need to create pathetic schemes in order to share a bed with someone.

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:22:19 UTC

Dude, it is not a pathetic scheme! I'm trying to help people! Why is everyone on my ass for that?

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[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words] mind_the_sukima February 23 2009, 07:05:46 UTC

Good to see someone's dealing with the problems most important here! It seems you've taken my warning to heart. I'll be rooting for you!

[Extremely proud of having contributed to this disaster, no matter how horrified her mun is]

Re: [Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words] gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:10:58 UTC

It is a very serious problem, isn't it? I'm surprised no else has tried to deal with it. Though I'm not sure what you mean by your 'warning'.

You don't wanna help out babe?

[It is all because of her. Be proud! Or horrified. Whatever works.]

mizuhomaiden February 23 2009, 07:16:41 UTC

THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM! THAT SORT OF THING SHOULDN'T BE DONE JUST BECAUSE OF SOME DAMN BIRD. JUST KILL THE BIRDS! YOU MAKE ME SICK!

gottabetactile February 23 2009, 07:20:36 UTC

Whoa, calm down! There's no need to get so upset! I'm not making people do anything they don't wanna, I'm just giving them an option. Not everyone can fight off some giant, killer bird you know.

Some people just take sex way too seriously.

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