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[lossofface]

Will SOMEONE please explain to my lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a wingmate that HUMANS NEED TO EAT?!

I am NOT towing you if you go into stasis-lock again, understand? Doing it in zero-g was bad enough, but this is just STUPID.

- Blitzwing

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[cigarettes_plz]

Dear Blitzwing's lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a buttbuddy,

Humans need to eat.

- Someone

ahfjsaf LOVE

[lossofface]

But we don't even HAVE butts

I'm sure you think you're very clever, don't you?

RIGHT BACK AT YOU <3

[cigarettes_plz]

Actually, yeah.

HERE HAVE SOME IRONY

[lossofface]

It must be nice to live in a delusion.

[scarletspeedstr]

I don't know, doing it in zero-g sounds like a lot of fun to me.

[lossofface]

(a few scribbled out false starts)

That wasn't what I meant, human, and you know it. Don't you have anything better to do with your time than make smart remarks?

[scarletspeedstr]

Don't knock it until you try it? Besides, from the way you two carry on, are you sure you haven't tried it?

[lossofface]

Don't be disgusting! Our species doesn't even have the right equipment for it, and besides, why am I even discussing this with you in the first place? You humans are obsessed.

[hailmegatron]

SILENCE! I AM NOT A HUMAN! IF I WERE A WEAK-WILLED, SQUISHY, EASILY-CRUSHED DISGUSTING ORGANIC CONSTRUCT THAT DOES NOT KNOW OR FOLLOW THE GLORY OF MEGATRON, THEN I WOULD BE A HUMAN; DEMANDING THAT I ACT AS ONE WHEN I AM NOT IS NOTHING LESS THAN AN INSULT!

[lossofface]

Do you SEE me demanding you act like a human? NO! I'm TRYING to keep you function so we can get out of here! Not that you're showing the slightest bit of appreciation or even comprehension of my efforts, you STUBBORN GLITCHY CREATION OF A REJECT!

[hailmegatron]

YOU ARE DEMANDING THAT I CONSUME FUEL AS A HUMAN-- A DISGUSTING PROCESS THAT I REFUSE TO SUBJECT MYSELF TO AND FAIL TO SEE THE NECESSITY OF!

[you might just recognize this anon]

[deadlyjuliet]

Honestly now. You and your little boyfriend really do need a bit of counseling if this is how you communicate with each other.

*frilly, anonymous text used before*

[vladville]

Our New Bodies, Ourselves: EatingAs adjustment is made to adapt to the new human body, nutrients are an important subject that shouldn't be overlooked. Remember that the human body requires a wide variety of nutrients to continue functioning. For those who were once a different kind of living being (living being defined admittedly unfairly here as 'non-robotic') this may require an adjustment in diet. For those who were once robotic or otherwise powered by a means other than energy derived from eating previously living plants or animals, this will be a greater adjustment

<3

[lossofface]

...Thank you, human. This was quite informative.

If it is not too much trouble, could you perhaps provide me with some information on the consequences of not eating? I have a slight, rapidly waning hope that knowing such might help my partner get over his revulsion of the process involved.

*same anon text*

[vladville]

Certainly.

I might add first that I neglected to mention the harm that would come from failing to drink, a terrible oversight on my part. Failing to intake fluids altogether will result in nausea, weakness, and the rapid lack of function of the internal organs. Drinking water or other liquids is vital to survival as a human.

For eating, the effects will be more delayed. Dizziness, a lack of clarity in thought, and stomach pains may be the first signs of trouble for a human who is not taking in food. The muscles of the body will also start to decay, and much like going without liquids, eventually the internal organs will begin to cease functioning. Failing to eat will cause stupidity, weakness, and then death, to put it most bluntly, I'm afraid.

While it may be repulsive to behave as a human, I must think it would be preferable to at least be in a functioning human body. Let's all remember that escape and return to our proper selves requires attention to our health, enabling us to best work towards our goals despite barriers

[lossofface]

(An arrow has been drawn from [ this] post to this one.)

SEE? THIS IS WHY EATING IS NECESSARY! I TOLD YOU SO! And you're already such a moron that there's no time to lose; you need to start eating before you get any stupider!

Unless you're TRYING to get yourself killed, of course.

Again, thank you for the information, human. Of course, it remains to be seen whether all this will actually do any good.

[scalyfishman]

I cAn't bElIEVE I was EVER Worried you guys MiGHT actuallY be A threat.

[lossofface]

If you're so worried, then what's all this I hear about you helping Lugnut last night?

What are you planning, Maximal?

[scalyfishman]

I Don't have to JustifY mYSelf to YOU.

And I'm nOT 'plAnning' AnYTHING thAT inVOLVes you eIther. I Got bIgger Fish to Fry moRE imPorTant tHings To WoRRY aboUT thAN a Couple of 'Con ToaSters.

[lossofface]

Oh, so it was that famed Autobot "altruism?" You'd think they'd have gotten over that by whenever it is you're from. Or could it be you're trying to ingratiate yourself with us?