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[ellectriclights]

Hiya guys! I just woke up here and I've got a couple of questions.

Anyone know the name Bob Bishop? I'm pretty sure he runs this place, or at least is the boss of whoever runs this place. I need to get in touch with him! If he knew I was in here he'd totally kill some people

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[willhexabitch]

This isn't the X-Men, you know.

[ellectriclights]

Gee, I'm glad someone cleared that up for me.

[willhexabitch]

Just doing my job.

[ellectriclights]

Is someone paying you to make obvious comments? 'Cause that sounds like a rewarding career.

[willhexabitch]

Hey, using the term "evolved human" is just asking for it. Don't bite the hand that salutes you.

[ellectriclights]

Right. Because pedantry is such a heart-warming salute.

[willhexabitch]

Glad you caught on to the fact there's nothing heart-warming about me.

Just saying. It's like a public service to point out what's wrong with other people's shit.

[ellectriclights]

Because goodness knows the world needs more jackasses.

[willhexabitch]

But I'm good looking and better than any X-Men drop-out. I think that makes up for it.

[ellectriclights]

Mmm, cuteness is in your favor. If you are cute. But I gotta say, your personality just isn't working for me.

[willhexabitch]

Hard to gauge a guy's personality through the written word. I could just be putting on a good show for you.

And I so am, evolved human or not.

[ellectriclights]

If this is a good show, I wonder what the bad one looks like?

[willhexabitch]

The one where you get called "little girl" and "sweetie" in the same comment.

[ellectriclights]

Aren't you the snarky little one.

I'll tell you what I told the other guy: I'm hardly a "little girl." You might even find I'm too hot to handle.

[willhexabitch]

I know.

And I never said you were. I wouldn't have any fun chatting to a little girl.

[ellectriclights]

Oh, having fun, are we?

Maybe we should meet up later so I can judge your cuteness for myself.