Dec 20, 2009 03:02
The mere fact that she'd been susceptible to whatever hold the Institute had had on her yesterday was sufficient to leave Ayumu both upset and angry - no, not angry, downright furious, both at herself and whoever was responsible for that. But there was also the fact that because of it, she'd lost out on an entire day of work, and in several ways
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You had to hand it to the meatbag body for coming up with disgusting subroutines. Smell lipids-->produce slime. Ugh.
[SHO!]
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Biting back a rant as the cafeteria workers refused to let his pizza pile exceed 25cm, Sho trundled over to a free spot by some guy staring at the food like it had skewed his calculations.
"It's pizza; it goes in your pi-hole," he explained as he let his weighty tray hit the table loudly and sitting down. "If you don't want it, I'll be > happy to add it to my sum."
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"Statement: I am quite surprised that you have survived this long. One would think that your traits would have been kicked from the shallow end of the meatbag gene pool long ago."
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"And I've seen your posts on the bulletin," he growled back noncommittally. "You can take your genetic guesswork and shove it up your arc, robot." So maybe Sho would have gotten eaten by a tiger had he been stranded in the jungles of India, but he came from the concrete jungle where being louder and prouder than anyone else could only increase your value.
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His statement was accompanied by the customary slamming of fist into palm, a satisfying smack as the two came together.
"Fine, your exhaust pipe or whatever you robots got down there," he said irritably in response to HK's remark as he picked up a chunk of pizza. Half of the slice's volume disappeared in a matter of seconds down the endless maw of Minamimoto. "I am a product of my factors! Evolution is the revolution that gave birth to my resolution within this binomial distribution!"
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"Objection: I am not some petroleum-powered relic! I was powered by a top-of-the-line energy cell that is likely to last at least forty times your maximum lifespan, meatbag." Ugh. Petroleum. How barbaric.
"Statement: Evolution is a force that only works in an appreciable manner over millions of years, meaning, meatbag, that droids smart enough to alter themselves will always be more superior than you. We see a problem in relation to our current environment, and we fix it. Your 'factors', unfortunately for you, only gave you... that." He pointed at the loud meatbag.
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"Yeah, and guess who made you in the first place? You lack Imagination; robots got no Soul! You can make as many iterations as you want and you'll still just be a programmed pile of scrap!" he continued to rant, waving his arms and gesticulating wildly. "Artificial Integers will never outwit a true genius! If I had my psyches here, you'd already be derived!"
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"Threat: Insult my master's work again, meatbag, and you will be in far too many pieces to be able to regret it!" He was probably overreacting, but he hadn't gotten the chance to kill anything recently! "Query: Does your brain cell ever get lonely? Suggestion: Maybe it should be let out to have some fresh air. I know ways to make that happen."
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Sho chuckled; the deadline was coming up and so was the termination of Joshua's function. Now, if only he could find a way to get Joshua to the oxygen tanks. Or better yet, maybe get the oxygen tanks to him? If he just had a method of delivery...
"Hah! I'm in my prime, so don't think I'm easily divisible!" the Reaper boasted, starting in on the next slice of pizza. "If you try to oxygenate my brain, you'll be the one suffering from rapid oxidation." This guy would make a perfect target for an aerosol can flamethrower. "Try it and I'll knock you down to a 41 on the Von Luschan scale!"
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"Statement: A meatbag, however skilled, cannot match even what abilities I am limited to now." Go on. Try it. I have a stabby thing hidden on my person. "Without sounding like a brain-damaged Weequay. Like you, in other words." One that had swallowed a maths textbook.
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X-rated idiots with their F-Bombs and A-Holes could just stay B-hind and rot in the Stone Age for all Sho cared.
"What, you got a jet pack and flamethrower stashed away in there somewhere?" said Sho sarcastically, gesturing with his pizza and (un)intentionally flinging grease across the table at the robot. "You look plenty squishy to me, gearbox."
What the heck was a Weequay?
"Yeah, well at least I don't sound like a bad set of command prompts," snorted Sho. "Your dull descriptors are like a roadblock on the highway of communications."
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"Statement: I have enough to terminate you easily, meatbag, not to worry." He wasn't going to say what in advance. This one was loud enough that the nurses might actually hear if he made note of it.
"Lie: Oh, I'm so hurt by your disapproval, meatbag. I think I shall cry. Or become a pacifist and never look down on meatbags from the lofty heights of droidness again," HK replied, mockingly. He was not going to defend his prefixes. Neither was he going to drop them. They were his!
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It was too bad he wasn't gonna talk; Sho would have liked to know if this was one of the ones he and Haine could hunt down for weapons. The idea of scrapping HK for fun and profit was highly appealing.
"Shouldn't that have been 'Sarcasm'?" pointed out the mathematician with a grimace. "Besides, I think you'd make a better pacifier than pacifist."
If Sho cared anything about small children, he might feel sorry for the kid that got a mouth-plugger made from HK, but he didn't so he didn't.
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