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here]Lockdown kicked the door to the hardware store down and barged in. There was already a zombie in here, a big one, who the bounty hunter guessed was the owner of the store. There were also two other zombies with him, so Lockdown was already outnumbered. But that had never stopped the bounty hunter
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Glorious! The door was already open, meaning Grell didn't need to bother with it as he moved inside. More of those nasty undead things were in here, but there were enough people to keep them occupied while Grell did a little shopping. Pushing his way in, he scanned the rows and headed for the far left side of the store, away from the counter and away from the fight. He needed a chainsaw. A hardware store usually had them.
Usually.
It would be just his luck if this place was so backwater they didn't even carry a proper chainsaw. Pushing forward, he started skimming the aisle as he went. "Gardening equipment. Gardening equipment... Augh, where is it?!"
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Of course, the moment he took to enjoying being at Landel's, it did something like this to him. It was as if he was being conditioned to hate Saturdays.
After pulling himself together a bit, the Nobody finally straightened himself and looked at his surroundings. Hmm... There was only one thing Grell would logically wish for at the moment.
Ah ha! X tapped the god on the shoulder. "I believe what you are looking for is over there."
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It wasn't until he felt a tap on his shoulder that he stopped and turned. "Ove--" Yes. YES.
He truly hoped Luxord didn't mind the high pitched girlish squeal of absolute delight that came out of his mouth that very moment. There it was: beautiful, gleaming, red and just the right size. Grell dashed forward and grabbed the red handle, a little disappointed that it didn't feel perfect, but more than content that it felt right. A chainsaw, a proper chainsaw, in his hands. The grin on Grell's face was undeniable as he whipped it around and laughed in glee, hugging the blade close ( ... )
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"I'd love to." After all, that meant Grell would do the maiming and Luxord could stand back and not exert himself. Seeing mayhem and not having to be in the center of it? How delightful.
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It was hardly fair.
X smiled and nodded and, for once, just did as asked, retrieving the God's gift to hold to himself. So long as none of that gunk splatted onto him, the Nobody had no problems with this arrangement and would follow Grell wherever he wished, so long as that weapon of his remained working.
"Where do you have in mind, darling?" The safest area would mostly likely be on the higher ground, though he could never know for sure. Zombies were crafty.
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The Nobody felt himself being tugged backwards, his right arm being held in a vice grip by some disgusting, rotting hand. They shouldn't be this strong! It was only through the good graces of quick reflexes that he managed to grab something (a flower pot?) and pull himself back far enough to smash it into the thing's skull. Its grip loosened and it fell to the floor, evidently stunned. It would be back up before long, he could feel it...
Tonight was a bad night. Tonight was a very bad night.
In the end, the most he could do was follow closely behind Grell, completely silent. There was very little room for another option at the time. Anywhere they were not would be a blessing. Disgusting creatures, all of them...
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Taking the shears, Grell thrust them straight forward into the man's eyes, wincing as the points connected and sank in. Oddly enough the zombie seemed to stop moving, his arms going lax as the body sank to the floor. Unfortunately, that dragged Grell with it and the death god was forced to stumble forward, his arm following the arc of the body. Pressing one foot to its neck, he pulled the shears free and made a face at the sight of the gunk left behind. "This is why the dead should simply stay dead."
Creepy. Everything about this was simply creepy; and it look a lot for Grell to admit to that. Shaking the shears, Grell noted the head on a stick and stuck his ( ... )
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Disgusting, mindless things that only targeted the living. It had been so long since anything like that had left him on their list as well. Well, so long as he stayed close to his lady with the chainsaw, he'd be fine. Blood soaked and annoyed, but fine.
"Do you see any stairs?" The sooner they found somewhere safe that they could relax and laugh at everyone else down below, the better. He was beginning to think he really couldn't salvage this date.
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He wasn't fearful, make no mistake. Simply very, very unhappy.
But the knob finally gave way and the desire to strangle the man in front of him went with it. A bit. Why was he being the one asked to do this? He was already carrying both his cards and the God's incessant little box, so why ( ... )
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Also, he didn't want to chip a nail while trying to manage too much at once.
Getting inside, the death god left the chainsaw and the shears on the steps for a moment, patting the red handle affectionately before going back to the storeroom. Crowbars were lovely, but he wanted something heavy to keep those things away from him. His skin crawled with the very thought that they should ever get close enough to touch him again. He needed a barrier that was harder to break, more durable, more... Box. He needed a box. Waiting until ( ... )
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...Ah, II was right. He was useless.
He placed the present on the foot of the stairs, alongside the crowbar. For once in a long while, he managed to look genuinely concerned for someone else's well-being and made his way over to Grell, hand outstretched to be of assistance. Ugh, those noises. Perhaps the crate would impede the little monsters' progress, which X was truly hoping for, but they still needed to make it to the roof, rather than the stay put. He'd help the God up and come back for the tools, if necessary.
"Come now. Just a bit further."
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Not smarter, but he could rest later when they weren't being touched by those nasty creatures. Reaching out for Luxord's hand, he pulled himself woozily to his feet and grit his teeth. For all his whining about work, Grell did and could do things when he really felt like it and this had been one of those rare times. Now that said work was done? He didn't feel like doing anything but killing someone to make himself feel better ( ... )
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