Hikaru was quite pleased with himself. It almost made up for the generally shitty feelings of...shit that he was doing his very best to repress. If he let himself think about it, it would ruin all the fun of what was going to happen next.
So he didn't. Instead, the Host walked over to the showerhead and started to wash himself, humming something that sounded suspiciously like "guichie guichie yaya dada..."
Kaoru had been a little nervous about seeing his twin after last night. He'd been such a dick to his brother and then stormed off in search of Tamaki. Ritsuka had been so frightened Kaoru would barge in and make things worse. Truth was....he just wanted to be there. Nearby. He couldn't change the past but he could make damn well sure that it wasn't repeated.
However, upon seeing his brother, his mood lifted. "Guichi guichi yaya here?" he chuckled, wrapping his arms around Hikaru from behind. "Tamaki and I had it all planned to break into the showers and then fate went and got in the way. How boring."
If Kaoru didn't want to talk about last night, Hikaru wasn't going to either. God knew that he felt bad enough about it as is. He hadn't meant to go off on his brother like that...especially because of how worried he'd been about Kaoru lately.
So not talking about it? My name is Hikaru Hitachiin, and I approve this message.
"Mocha chocolata yaya," he replied sagely, eyes twinkling. "I'm sorry that fate got in the way, but I've got something better." Hikaru turned around and grinned at his brother, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "Ed was feeling down, so I decided to give him a French lesson. With luck, he'll ask Milord...in a few minutes.
Hikaru seemed content to forget last night too, it seemed. Kaoru was certainly relieved, it gave him more time to work out what was going on and, hopefully, protect his brother from the experiments.
Kaoru leaned in to listen. For a few moments he was frozen, though his eyes seemed to shake in their sockets. "Please tell me this isn't a joke," he said, quietly before bursting into laughter, clutching his twin for support. "Hikaru! I love you." WHile he meant those words everytime he said them, there was a moment in the hug he gave that almost hurt with just how MUCH he meant it. But it was short lived. Today was not a day for seriousness. For their sake and for Tamaki and everybody else they crossed today.
"Kaoru!" Hikaru scoffed. "I'm hurt. When have I ever joked about something this serious?" Well, all the time, actually. But not to Kaoru.
Especially not when Kaoru was currently cutting off his air supply.
"Oi, oi," he muttered irritably after he'd extricated himself. "I love you too, but we're both kind of naked right now. I'm not giving anybody a show if they haven't paid for it beforehand."
"No!" he grinned, gleefully. "I can't wait for the show to start!" He had a sudden worry that Tamaki wouldn't see the joke in it. Usually that wasn't a problem because Tamaki was an idiot. But at the moment he was a depressed idiot. All else failed, the twins could jump to the rescue.
Kaoru pulled away completely. "Hikaru, you're so mean," he pouted. "I love only to please us, nobody else."
Hikaru laughed. "Me either. After all (to quote another mediocre 70s song), maybe all Tamaki needs is some of that sexual healing."
They had it controlled from their end. Now all Ed had to do was make sure that he kept up his side of the bargin...which he didn't know he'd struck. Hikaru felt obscurely sorry for the guy. Almost.
"Maybe Kyouya's rubbing off on me," he agreed, "but the brotherly love act hasn't been working here. Don't want to give a free show."
"And who'd have thought he'd be getting it from a short little guy," Kaoru snickered. Nothing against either of them but....it was unexpected.
"Gross. And if it's not working, we wont get a chance f9or a paid performance. Or do we have to do al this in private now?" he teased, arms crossed. A little part of him worried that Hikaru was upset, or that he thought his little brother was now too repulsive to play with. But he knew he was being silly and paranoid.
"Wonder who'd top?" Hikaru mused, and not for the first time. "Usually the seme's the taller one...but...then again Ed's the manlier of the two, don't you think?"
Tamaki was never going to live this down, not as long as the twins drew breath. Never.
"Private's better. I want you all to myself, away from prying eyes."
Kaoru stuck his fingers in his ears, closed his eyes and sang 'lalalalalalala'. When he was sure Hikaru had stopped, he went back to normal. "Where's the soap, I need to wash your mouth out and then maybe my mind," he laughed. "But it'd so be Ed. Even if he has to stand on a phone directory." Woah, woah, mental images coming back. Kaoru shut his eyes tight.
Pleased with his brother's response, he smiled. "Hikaru," he squeaked, lovingly and yet pitifully. But he wasn't going to allow physical contact after hearing Hikaru speak of their love as though it were some form of prostitution! Even though it was and he'd never last long without some sort of contact. But for now he was going to be bitter just for fun.
Hikaru scowled, swatting playfully at Kaoru. Yeah...augh, those were not good mental images. But still. "Shut up. You're not exactly an innocent yourself."
Kaoru could have quite the naughty imagination. He'd proved that when they were twelve and looking at their very first skin mag, which they'd managed to steal from one of the other boys at school. Hikaru would never have learned how it was possible for two girls to have sex if Kaoru hadn't explained it to him.
(Well...at least until they'd found that yuri dating sim online. But that was a full year later!)
But now was not the time for walks down memory lane.
"Kaoru..." he tried to turn on the Hosting charm...but it wasn't really doing it for him right now. So instead he grinned and started to work shampoo into his hair. Commoner stuff...but it left him feeling clean and perky! Or at least that's what the bottle said.
Kaoru ducked and laughed. "Of course I'm innocent. I'm the little brother." It wasn't his fault he had a good imagination. Hikaru could be so technical at times that he couldn't see the obvious answer right away. Of course, when he did find it there was no stopping him and the possibilities he came up with
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"By fifteen minutes. Your littleness does not count! And I'm always right. Because I'm the oldest. So there." Hikaru would have stuck his tongue out to seal his point, but he didn't want to run the risk of clean and perky! suds getting into his mouth. He wanted cheap toothpaste to make his teeth clean and perky!, not cheap shampoo.
He rolled his eyes at Kaoru's suggestion, muttering about his brother's complete lack of subtlety...but offering no resistance.
"And that's because I'm the oldest," Hikaru said with an air of finality. As far as he was concerned, the conversation was over and he'd won. Again. Because he was the oldest.
He closed his eyes as Kaoru started washing his back, allowing himself to enjoy the familiar sensation. Mm, that felt nice. Cheaply perfumed, yeah, but nice.
And the farty sound had been pretty entertaining. After all, they were fifteen year old boys.
Kaoru paused and leaned against him, which was enough to make Hikaru open one eye. "It might," he murmured. "It's cheap, so it'll probably dry out the skin a little..."
But then Kaoru had finished. Before his twin could protest, he grabbed his shoulders and turned around, squirting a glob of the farty floral soap into his own hand.
Kaoru submitted. Because he was the youngest and knew Hikaru was too stubborn. Instead he just silently praised himself for being so grown up.
Kaoru tensed for a moment, though he wasn't sure why. He supposed his body felt like some big secret right now. But he forced himself to relax and closed his eyes. "You're only doing it so I get dry skin too," he muttered. Damn it...he was feeling sad again. He wanted to talk to somebody, but it couldn't be Hikaru, not yet. No, he'd just appreciate this moment and sought through things in his own head. Which was difficult when you were so used to having two.
"Poor Ed would probably have trouble doing this sort of thing for Tamaki, being so short and all. Maybe Mori should Milord advice on caring for Lovely items?"
So he didn't. Instead, the Host walked over to the showerhead and started to wash himself, humming something that sounded suspiciously like "guichie guichie yaya dada..."
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However, upon seeing his brother, his mood lifted. "Guichi guichi yaya here?" he chuckled, wrapping his arms around Hikaru from behind. "Tamaki and I had it all planned to break into the showers and then fate went and got in the way. How boring."
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So not talking about it? My name is Hikaru Hitachiin, and I approve this message.
"Mocha chocolata yaya," he replied sagely, eyes twinkling. "I'm sorry that fate got in the way, but I've got something better." Hikaru turned around and grinned at his brother, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "Ed was feeling down, so I decided to give him a French lesson. With luck, he'll ask Milord...in a few minutes.
"Voulez-vou coucher avec moi? Ce soir?"
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Kaoru leaned in to listen. For a few moments he was frozen, though his eyes seemed to shake in their sockets. "Please tell me this isn't a joke," he said, quietly before bursting into laughter, clutching his twin for support. "Hikaru! I love you." WHile he meant those words everytime he said them, there was a moment in the hug he gave that almost hurt with just how MUCH he meant it. But it was short lived. Today was not a day for seriousness. For their sake and for Tamaki and everybody else they crossed today.
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Especially not when Kaoru was currently cutting off his air supply.
"Oi, oi," he muttered irritably after he'd extricated himself. "I love you too, but we're both kind of naked right now. I'm not giving anybody a show if they haven't paid for it beforehand."
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He had a sudden worry that Tamaki wouldn't see the joke in it. Usually that wasn't a problem because Tamaki was an idiot. But at the moment he was a depressed idiot. All else failed, the twins could jump to the rescue.
Kaoru pulled away completely. "Hikaru, you're so mean," he pouted. "I love only to please us, nobody else."
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They had it controlled from their end. Now all Ed had to do was make sure that he kept up his side of the bargin...which he didn't know he'd struck. Hikaru felt obscurely sorry for the guy. Almost.
"Maybe Kyouya's rubbing off on me," he agreed, "but the brotherly love act hasn't been working here. Don't want to give a free show."
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"Gross. And if it's not working, we wont get a chance f9or a paid performance. Or do we have to do al this in private now?" he teased, arms crossed. A little part of him worried that Hikaru was upset, or that he thought his little brother was now too repulsive to play with. But he knew he was being silly and paranoid.
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Tamaki was never going to live this down, not as long as the twins drew breath. Never.
"Private's better. I want you all to myself, away from prying eyes."
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Pleased with his brother's response, he smiled. "Hikaru," he squeaked, lovingly and yet pitifully. But he wasn't going to allow physical contact after hearing Hikaru speak of their love as though it were some form of prostitution! Even though it was and he'd never last long without some sort of contact. But for now he was going to be bitter just for fun.
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Kaoru could have quite the naughty imagination. He'd proved that when they were twelve and looking at their very first skin mag, which they'd managed to steal from one of the other boys at school. Hikaru would never have learned how it was possible for two girls to have sex if Kaoru hadn't explained it to him.
(Well...at least until they'd found that yuri dating sim online. But that was a full year later!)
But now was not the time for walks down memory lane.
"Kaoru..." he tried to turn on the Hosting charm...but it wasn't really doing it for him right now. So instead he grinned and started to work shampoo into his hair. Commoner stuff...but it left him feeling clean and perky! Or at least that's what the bottle said.
"I wash your back, you wash mine?"
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He rolled his eyes at Kaoru's suggestion, muttering about his brother's complete lack of subtlety...but offering no resistance.
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He closed his eyes as Kaoru started washing his back, allowing himself to enjoy the familiar sensation. Mm, that felt nice. Cheaply perfumed, yeah, but nice.
And the farty sound had been pretty entertaining. After all, they were fifteen year old boys.
Kaoru paused and leaned against him, which was enough to make Hikaru open one eye. "It might," he murmured. "It's cheap, so it'll probably dry out the skin a little..."
But then Kaoru had finished. Before his twin could protest, he grabbed his shoulders and turned around, squirting a glob of the farty floral soap into his own hand.
"My turn!"
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Kaoru tensed for a moment, though he wasn't sure why. He supposed his body felt like some big secret right now. But he forced himself to relax and closed his eyes. "You're only doing it so I get dry skin too," he muttered. Damn it...he was feeling sad again. He wanted to talk to somebody, but it couldn't be Hikaru, not yet. No, he'd just appreciate this moment and sought through things in his own head. Which was difficult when you were so used to having two.
"Poor Ed would probably have trouble doing this sort of thing for Tamaki, being so short and all. Maybe Mori should Milord advice on caring for Lovely items?"
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