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As he opened the door, Dib cried out in disgust. "Eugh! It REEKS!" Clamping his nose with his free hand, Dib scanned the place with the flashlight. The light wasn't as strong as Dib would have liked, but he could still see the rusty sinks and stalls. "I think it's safe to say we're in a bathroom," Dib remarked sheepishly, his voice plugged up comically. "That'll explain the horrible smell. But even the Skool bathrooms don't smell this bad. Casually, he walked up to one of the sinks and turned on the faucet.
Instead of rusty bathroom water, rusty blood came out.
Dib jumped back in shock. However, he swiftly then took out the notebook he had been carrying in his coat and jotted down some notes. "Maybe the institution is a feeding ground for vampires," he speculated, with both terror and excitement, "or maybe it's haunted by Chupacabra ghosts from the beyond! Man, if I live through this, the Swollen Eyeball Society will have a field day with this... and maybe Agent Dark Booty will forgive me for annoying him yesterday!"