Day 60: Intercom, Morning
The intercom chimed at its usual time, with the Head Doctor sounding far more jovial than he had in his previous announcement. (Not that he wasn't jovial enough to begin with, mind you.) He hummed a tune and rustles a few papers before composing himself long enough to address his audience.
"Ah! There is nothing like a warm, home-cooked meal to accompany the quiet thrill of paperwork," he declared. "Kudos to our cafeteria workers for the wonderful meal! I wouldn't know what we would do without their beautifully crafted dishes..."
One could almost swear they heard the intercom emit a dreamy sigh.
"In any case, to gear you up for today's activities, your nurses will be escorting you to the Sun Room for some rest and relaxation! Unfortunately, we won't be holding therapy sessions today due to scheduling errors, but that doesn't mean you won't get to spend quality time with your doctors this week. We'll be resuming therapy over the weekend so look forward to that!"
The Head Doctor paused to clear his throat and then continued: "Well, then. Enjoy your morning, everyone! Be good to your nurses now! Speaking of which... Nurse? Nurse! Could you please tell me where they put the--"
The intercom clicked off.
"Ah! There is nothing like a warm, home-cooked meal to accompany the quiet thrill of paperwork," he declared. "Kudos to our cafeteria workers for the wonderful meal! I wouldn't know what we would do without their beautifully crafted dishes..."
One could almost swear they heard the intercom emit a dreamy sigh.
"In any case, to gear you up for today's activities, your nurses will be escorting you to the Sun Room for some rest and relaxation! Unfortunately, we won't be holding therapy sessions today due to scheduling errors, but that doesn't mean you won't get to spend quality time with your doctors this week. We'll be resuming therapy over the weekend so look forward to that!"
The Head Doctor paused to clear his throat and then continued: "Well, then. Enjoy your morning, everyone! Be good to your nurses now! Speaking of which... Nurse? Nurse! Could you please tell me where they put the--"
The intercom clicked off.