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[osoreirimasu]

To Those Whom It May Concern:The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them

Comments

[brb_burgers]

Any and all Americans feel free to begin revolution. Patient room M74 is property of the United States of America (oh! And his uh, roommate).

(England I will end you if you even try to take away my independence)

[brb_burgers]

Why should I be displaced? I think you'll just have to accept a little manifest destiny from yours truly. I kicked you out once, I will be more than happy to do it again.

[brb_burgers]

If you were annexing the food supply I would complain. Japan can cook.

[brb_burgers]

We'll cross that bridge if it happens. But the point is, what's mine isn't yours.

Japan, know now that if you outlaw hamburgers there will be war.

[brb_burgers]

Timely nations never made much history. My room is mine (and the other guy who sleeps here).

[osoreirimasu]

...But I like them... when properly cooked...

[brb_burgers]

So long as it requires them actually being cooked me and you are fine.

Just don't claim my room.

[osoreirimasu]

...I do not wish to claim anyone's room. ...Although I maintain that my room is my embassy in England-san's territory.

Strikes erased but are obvious by context. probably.

[brb_burgers]

Embassy room deal might be cool for you but I am not here under any nation's permitted embassy.

Especially not England.

[osoreirimasu]

...I see. The suggested current situation is unpalatable to you then?

[brb_burgers]

I'll be blunt.

Yes.

[osoreirimasu]

Perhaps we can discuss this at a later date then and come to more favorable terms for all parties involved.

I will not relinquish control of the Sun Room or kitchens, however.