(Untitled)

[osoreirimasu]

To Those Whom It May Concern:The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them

Comments

[boketa]

how doo yu no if yur JAPANESE [<--- This word ha been painstakingly copied from Japan's original message.]

[osoreirimasu]

[Japan is staring at that writing and wondering if he wants to reply. Sigh, he will.]

Where are you from?

wowow you will do whatever your Master Goku tells you to, Japan! D<

[boketa]

a relee big forust

WOW YOU ARE NOT A MASTER YET

[osoreirimasu]

A really big forest.

Do you know in what country?

Whatever He's GOKU! The universe is his bitch from birth til kinda death

[boketa]

wuts a country

[osoreirimasu]

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Would you like to be a Japanese citizen?

[boketa]

ummmmmmmmmmmm

ok

[osoreirimasu]

[This seemed the least amount of headache. Japan sighs and draws his official seal and a line on a second piece of paper.]

If you would sign your name on the line and return it to me, I shall give you a copy.

[boketa]

[Signs his name in crappy kanji on this intriguing new line that has been made for him. He briefly wonders if that thief will come again and steal the piece of paper. He must guard it close!! He needs to become a citizen of Japan!]

ok

wher ar yu?

[osoreirimasu]

[Does that. Oh. My. God. Did he just sign Son Goku up as a Japanese citizen??? China is going to be so pissed off.

...

Excellent.

Japan copies everything down meticulously, including the crappy kanji, writes the phrase "Official Document: Keep a copy for your records" across the top in red ink like a stamp, and returns it.]

You have done what you need to do. Thank you and welcome to being a Japanese citizen.

[boketa]

cul!

[Goku takes his paper and wanders off with a strange joy despite having no idea what he has just done. BUT WHATEVAH! He's Japanese now! He do whatevah he wants.]

[osoreirimasu]

Cool!

Come see me if you wish to learn how to improve your literacy skills.

[boketa]

o im pretty flexible alredy

i can do a split kick in teh air!

[osoreirimasu]

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Literacy.

L i t e r a c y

[boketa]

ok i no yur tryin ta say sumthin but

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yea i dunno what

[osoreirimasu]

...Do you want to learn how to write properly?