funny email
> all true from Texas!
>
>
> Good
>
> A Richardson, TX policeman had a perfect spot to
> watch
> for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he
> discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was
> standing
> up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
> "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young
> accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
> and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just
> sell
> lemonade!)
>
> BETTER
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
> through an automated radar post in Plano, TX. A $40
> speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent
> the
> police department a picture of $40. The police
> responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>
> BEST
>
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
> TX
> State Trooper
> Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his
> ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell
> me
> a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He
> replied,
> "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
> moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
> what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got
> back
> in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too
> hard
> to start her car
> Note: forwarded message attached.
>
>
> Good
>
> A Richardson, TX policeman had a perfect spot to
> watch
> for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he
> discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was
> standing
> up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
> "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young
> accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
> and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just
> sell
> lemonade!)
>
> BETTER
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
> through an automated radar post in Plano, TX. A $40
> speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent
> the
> police department a picture of $40. The police
> responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>
> BEST
>
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
> TX
> State Trooper
> Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his
> ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell
> me
> a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He
> replied,
> "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
> moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
> what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got
> back
> in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too
> hard
> to start her car
> Note: forwarded message attached.