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Dear Dormitory and Roommate,
There's these delightful things called "Quiet Hours." That means that after 12:30 AM, you people SHUT UP and let regular folks like me SLEEP. Announcing your presence in the hallway by screaming does not constitute "quiet." Neither does barreling up and down the halls. I implore you: Shut up!!!
Also, dear roommate, the quiet hours apply in the AM too, did you know that? You might have, if you didn't sleep through EVERYTHING or otherwise not pay attention. And you wonder why I'm in a bad mood and don't want to room with you next year and want a single on the third floor all to my silent lonesome? Could it be that you and the rest of my hallmates are murdering my sleep schedule by sweet inches, causing my sanity to lapse? Yes, yes, I do believe it is.
Thank Christ for mandatory quiet hours during finals. I wonder how long it takes to get to Honors housing, where the quiet hours are 24 hours and mandatory?
No love whatsoever,
~ A.H.