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Hi guys!
- Back story: I was managing a house that I rented out to several people over the course of a year. I recently moved out with three of my former tenants into an equally divided three bedroom duplex.
Asha - What a bitch you are. I let you move in, rent free, for a month when your mother was beating you. I called the cops and picked you up! I went to the court and filed a report with you! When your deadbeat boyfriend moved in, I tolerated it despite you promising to pay extra rent and never providing.
You guys convinced my brother you were his friends and put a wedge between us. He paid your rent for you and thought I was a bitch. When you left, you stole our other roommates clothes and cds, and about $200 of my DVDs and my analog camera. But because you're so fake, my brother thinks my current roommate, the sweetest girl to ever walk the earth, did it. My god.
And thanks for siccing your dad on me; I nearly had to get a restraining order for calling you "generous with a lazy streak" online. What the hell?
And you're getting married next month? At 18? I hope your 22 year old boyfriend knocked you up and your parents disown you.
Tabigas - I appreciate you not talking shit to my face, but behind my back is still pretty bad. Telling my brother his live-in girlfriend cheated on him with THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE while he was away at college was the lowest move I can ever imagine. Fucker. Also, clean up after your damn parties.
Jebediah - You are an alcoholic with anger problems, and I'm glad you joined the marines and got the hell out of dodge. Setting fire to our garbage cans and nearly burning down our garage was a nice parting gift.
Ben - Grow a pair and stop crying and fussing every time someone calls you on something. You brought roaches with you when you moved in, ostracised our other roommate (a former best friend of yours) when she broke up with my brother, and hadn't done a single dish in your damn life. I'm sorry that Tabigas put your dirty pots under your bed to molder, I really didn't know they were there, BUT YOU KIND OF HAD IT COMING. You'd think you would have noticed in the six months they were there. Also, your girlfriend is a bitch.
Also, a shoutout to my brother, the biggest idiot in the universe. He will believe a hobo on the street about our roomies/tenants actions over my own advice and opinions. I AM THE ONE THAT LIVED THERE, you only came home for breaks!
God.
Thank god I now live in a lovely place with a great couple (who were very supportive, and who found the house we live in) and my brother's ex. We mesh well, get along, and are able to constructively call each other out when something goes astray. This is how roommates should act. I really wish my former housemates the best, but... DAMN.
- Back story: I was managing a house that I rented out to several people over the course of a year. I recently moved out with three of my former tenants into an equally divided three bedroom duplex.
Asha - What a bitch you are. I let you move in, rent free, for a month when your mother was beating you. I called the cops and picked you up! I went to the court and filed a report with you! When your deadbeat boyfriend moved in, I tolerated it despite you promising to pay extra rent and never providing.
You guys convinced my brother you were his friends and put a wedge between us. He paid your rent for you and thought I was a bitch. When you left, you stole our other roommates clothes and cds, and about $200 of my DVDs and my analog camera. But because you're so fake, my brother thinks my current roommate, the sweetest girl to ever walk the earth, did it. My god.
And thanks for siccing your dad on me; I nearly had to get a restraining order for calling you "generous with a lazy streak" online. What the hell?
And you're getting married next month? At 18? I hope your 22 year old boyfriend knocked you up and your parents disown you.
Tabigas - I appreciate you not talking shit to my face, but behind my back is still pretty bad. Telling my brother his live-in girlfriend cheated on him with THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE while he was away at college was the lowest move I can ever imagine. Fucker. Also, clean up after your damn parties.
Jebediah - You are an alcoholic with anger problems, and I'm glad you joined the marines and got the hell out of dodge. Setting fire to our garbage cans and nearly burning down our garage was a nice parting gift.
Ben - Grow a pair and stop crying and fussing every time someone calls you on something. You brought roaches with you when you moved in, ostracised our other roommate (a former best friend of yours) when she broke up with my brother, and hadn't done a single dish in your damn life. I'm sorry that Tabigas put your dirty pots under your bed to molder, I really didn't know they were there, BUT YOU KIND OF HAD IT COMING. You'd think you would have noticed in the six months they were there. Also, your girlfriend is a bitch.
Also, a shoutout to my brother, the biggest idiot in the universe. He will believe a hobo on the street about our roomies/tenants actions over my own advice and opinions. I AM THE ONE THAT LIVED THERE, you only came home for breaks!
God.
Thank god I now live in a lovely place with a great couple (who were very supportive, and who found the house we live in) and my brother's ex. We mesh well, get along, and are able to constructively call each other out when something goes astray. This is how roommates should act. I really wish my former housemates the best, but... DAMN.