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[damn_i_luv_vam]

Extra long sorry for the wait

Renee awoke the next morning and saw Ville about to go in the shower she quietly slipped behind him.

“Hey babe.” she said getting in the shower with him. Ville jumped a little and turned to face her.

“God morning sweetheart. Should you really be in here?” he asked. She pouted.

“Why wouldn’t I be?” she asked.

“Well if your dad walks in.” he didn’t continue. She smiled and kissed him.

“We could.” she suggested. Ville shook his head.

“No love your first time will be special. I’ll make sure of that.” Ville told her. She smiled sweetly.

“We could do…other stuff.” Ville raised an eyebrow.

“And if someone walks in?” Ville asked.

“I locked the door.” She told him. Ville smiled and kissed her gently. She pulled back a little and went on her knees. Ville looked shocked. She slowly sucked on him causing him to moan loudly. His fingers found her hair and his hips thrust up though he felt it was wrong. She sucked harder and hummed a little sending him over the edge. She stood up and Ville wrapped his arm around her kissing her passionately.

“Did I do it right?” she asked slightly embarrassed. Ville smiled and nodded at her.

“Yes love.”

“Ville?”

“Yeah, love?”

“My mouth tastes funny.” Ville started laughing hysterically. She pouted and hopped out of the shower brushing her teeth. “Eww my mouth still tastes funny.”” she whined. Ville got out of the shower and lit a smoke. He handed it to her and she started smoking.

“Better?” he asked.

“Uh-hunh.” she said smiling.” Ville smiled and kissed her. “I want chocolate cake.” Renee said pulling away. Ville looked confused as a wet nude Renee ran out of the bathroom.

“AHHHH I’M NOT WEARING CLOTHES! FUCK!” Ville started laughing and opened the door. He saw her standing in the hall she turned. “HI NAKED VILLE!” she yelled.

“WHAT?!?” he heard Novak yell. He ran and grabbed her hand dragging her into the room, They busted into a fit of giggles. Novak banged on the door. “YOU BETTER NOT BE SCREWING! I WILL KILL YOU VILLE!”

“UH VILLE HARDER!” moaned Renee. Novak banged harder.

“FUCK YOU’RE SO TIGHT!” Ville groaned.

“RIGHT THERE! OMG VILLE! HARDER!”

“STOP!” Novak yelled.

“I’M ABOUT TO CUM!” Ville moaned loudly.

“OMG DID YOU WEAR A CONDOM!” Renee screamed wrapping a sheet around her body. The door burst open and Novak tumbled in. He looked at the two laughing.

“THAT WAS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! DID YOU TWO SHOWER TOGETHER?” he yelled.

“Yeah.” Renee replied calmly. Novak looked at Ville and closed his eyes tightly.

“put clothes on. I did not want to see that!” Novak screeched.

“Can you please get out so I can dress?” Renee asked. Novak nodded and turned walking into a wall. He opened his eyes and closed the door. Ville smiled.

“Now that was fun.” Renee smiled and went and grabbed clothes . She got dressed in-






Ville looked at her confused.

“Are those rain boots?” he asked. She nodded happily.

“Uh-hunh! They can get wet and they’re pink and they’re plaid and they’re cool. Yup. They’re just rad.” she told him. Ville nodded and put on pants and a button up black shirt. He threw on converses and nodded.

“Yup I’m hot.” he stated. Renee giggled and hugged him.

“You’re not hot you’re sexy!” Renee told him. He smiled and kissed her. Novak walked in.

“Uh dude I don’t want to see that.”

“LOOK AT MY BOOTS!” Renee yelled pointing to her footwear. Novak looked at them and raised an eyebrow.

“It’s not raining.” he stated. Renee frowned.

“I know but I like them!” she whined Novak gave her thumbs up.

“Okay. Now lets go Bam wants to go shopping.” He covered his ears as Renee screamed.

“OMG OMG OMG! I loveeee shopping!” she screamed. Ville sighed.

“I’m going to be a very poor man.” he stated. Renee turned and bobbed her head.

“you better not I need clothes. But I guess I love you even if you are poor and homeless.” she said kissing him. Novak made a disgusted face.

“Can you not do that in front of me?” he asked.

“Yes.” Renee kissed him again.

“You did it again.” he stated.

“I could chose weather to kiss in front of you or not. Seriously I thought I was the slow one.” Renee rolled her eyes. Bam looked at her.

“You are a smartass.”

“Don’t call me a donkey.” she said kicking him.

“Don’t kick Bam.” Novak told her.

“He called me a DONKEY!” she screamed.

“No he called you a smart ass.” Novak said.

“An ass is a donkey.” Ville commented.

“Shut up you’re from Finland.” Novak snapped.

“You’re ugly.”

“You look like a chick.”

“Thank you.”

“It wasn’t a compliment.”

“Yes it was.” Ville argued. Novak glared at him.

“How was it a compliment?”

“You called me beautiful.” Ville said smiling.

“I called you a chick.”

“Chicks our beautiful.”

“What about your mom?” Novak said smiling.

“Don’t talk about my momma!” Ville screeched. Novak chuckled.

“Why?”

“Cause my momma would never have anything to do with you.” Ville snapped.

“She wasn’t complaining last night.” Novak muttered. Ville decked him right in his jaw.

“Don’t ever fucking say anything like that again.” Ville warned as Novak rubbed his now bruised jaw.

“Sorry man.” Novak said. Ville just nodded.

“Okay now that that’s over can we go shopping? Please?” Renee asked hopping up and down. The guys sighed.

“Fine.” They all got into Bam’s hummer and drove to the King of Prussia mall.

“Hey where’s Victoria?” Novak asked Bam.

“Shit.” he pulled out his cell and dialed her number a ringing came from the back of the Hummer.

“What?” they looked in back to see Tor half asleep half awake answering her cell phone.

“You fell asleep in the Hummer?” Bam asked confused.

“Yeah it was comfortable. It’s when you wake up it hurts. Where are we going?” she asked.

“Shopping.” Renee said smiling widely.

“Do you all understand what it is like to shop with her?” they all shook there head no. “Oh god you’re in for the day of your life.” Tor sighed. The guys all looked confused well Renee pouted.

“I’m not that bad. AM I?” she asked now horrified. Ville chuckled.

“I doubt it sweetheart.” she snuggled into him.

“We’re here.” Bam said parking. Renee jumped out making all the guys confused.
*7 hours later*
The Hummer was packed with bags from both Victoria and Renee. Everyone’s legs were killing them.

“That is the last time I ever go shopping.” Novak muttered. Victoria shook her head.

“I tried to warn you but no one seems to listen to me.” she sighed.

“I am not that bad am I Ville?” she asked hopping to get a no. he pulled her onto his lap.

“I’m sorry, sweetheart, you’re that bad.” he told her. She pouted and sniffled a little.

“You’re all assies.” she muttered.

“you’ve been hanging out with April far to long.” Bam told her. She flipped him off and snuggled into Ville all at the same time.

“I’m tired.” she whined.

“I wonder why.” Ville muttered.

“Hey stop being mean. You know secretly, in your heart of hearts, you love going shopping with me and you wouldn’t rather do anything else in the world.” Renee told him. Everyone started laughing at her. Ville just shook his head.

“No I know in any part of my body going shopping with you is not something I love. Its something I loathe cause I always become about a million dollars poorer.” he told her. She giggled.

“Thank god you’re a singer.” she told him.

“I was thinking the same thing.” Ville told her.

“And Bammie buys thousands of dollars in HIM stuff. Actually I think it’s because of Bammie we…well I get to go on such shopping trips.” Renee stated. Bam blushed.

“I’m not THAT obsessed with HIM.” he muttered. Everyone looked at him. “Okay maybe I am but Ville loves me being all fan girlish to him. don’t you Ville?” Bam asked.

“Oh yes my dear Bam it’s what I live for.’ Ville said sarcastically.

“Oh My GOD Ville Valo Just Called me Dear! AHAHHHHAHHH!” Bam squealed. Everyone started laughing.

“God Bam you are funny at times.” Victoria said.

“I try.” he told her.

“hey I’m hungry lets go get some food man.” Novak said to Bam.

“Where do you want to go?” he asked.

“KFC.” Novak said.

“NOI!” Renee and Victoria screamed.

“KFC TORTURES CHICKENS VISIT KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY.COM!” screamed Tor as loud as she could. Then the two girls spit out the window. The guys all looked at the like they were insane.

“So KFC is a no.” Bam said.

“No shit.” muttered Ville.

“we’ll go anywhere else though.” Tor told them.

“Yeah.” Renee agreed.

“lets go to Antonio’s.” Bam said

“yay PASTA!” Renee said hyperful. She suddenly stopped and straddled Ville making out with him.

“What the fuck?” Novak yelled. The two continued kissing ignoring the pissed off Novak.

“Dude you have to get use to that. They are so into public display of affection.” Bam told him.

“She’s my kid though and it’s creepy!” he whined

“Oh shut up!” Tor snapped.

“I will not!” Novak protested.

“Everyone shut up.” Bam yelled. Renee pulled away from Ville and giggled. Novak raised an eyebrow.

“Did you just giggle?” he asked. She nodded and giggled again. Novak sighed and shook his head. Renee sat giggling in the silence of the Hummer.

“OKAY WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING?” Bam screamed. Renee tilted her head to the side.

“I’m giggling? Oh I thought that only was in my head. Gosh darn it.” she muttered. Everyone looked at her like she was on drugs. “Oh like you’ve never heard voices in your head.” she said.

“No I just talk to my left toe/ tit/ thing.” Victoria retorted. Bam looked at her like she belonged in a mental institution. She turned glaring at him. “You have so talked to your tit before.” she snapped. Bam shook his head and parked the Hummer.

“I’m surrounded by crazy people.” he muttered.

“I’M NOT CRAZY!” Renee and Victoria both yelled.

“Sure.” Bam said hopping out of the hummer.

“Ville-” Renee began to whine.

“I love you,” he said kissing her.

“That’s the way to shut her up. Stick a tongue down her throat so she gets slobbered on. Nice one Valo.” Tor said annoyed.

“GET OUT! WE NEED TO EAT!” Bam yelled. Everyone jumped out. Ville and Renee did to though they volunteered to just stay in the Hummer something Novak refused to let them do. They ate dinner and now they were back at the castle. Tor and Dunn were talking about cars. Bam and Ville were talking about music. Novak and Renee were fighting again.

“YOU CAN’T GET A TATTOO!” Novak screamed at her.

“FUCK YOU! I WANT TO GET IT DONE SO I WILL!”

“IT’S PERMENANT YOU DON’T WANT IT YOU’RE TO YOUNG!”

“I’M GETTING IT IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!”

“NO YOUR NOT. I WILL HANDCUFF US TOGETHER ALL DAY SOO YOU CANT!” He threatened.

“WELL THAT’S MINGIN’ I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO GO THE BATHROOM WITH YOU THERE!”

“YOU’RE SUCH A WEIRDO. YOU’RE TO YOUNG TO EVER DO THAT!”

“I’VE DONE WORSE!” She told him. Novak looked at her and glared. She gulped.

“What did you do?” he asked in a low voice.

“NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING DEAD BEAT DAD!” she screamed running past him and up the stairs. Novak was shocked. Ville and bam came in.

“Are you alright?” They asked Novak hearing the argument. He nodded.

“She’s a teenager. She says things.” he stated shrugging. “Plus after hearing you and Vickie yell that was calm.” Novak joked. Bam nodded.

“Yeah I seem to get the fucking violent angered child.” he shock his head.

“Well I’m going to check on her.” Ville told them slipping upstairs. He saw Renee sitting a pout on her face, arms crossed, and glaring at the wall. Negative Frozen to lose it all was blaring. He sat down next to her. “That happy hunh?” she turned to him.

“Screw.” she stated and turned back to the wall. Ville chuckled. “Not funny.” she muttered. Ville leaned over uncrossing her arms for her and kissing her lips.

“You’re being a bitch.” he told her.

“FUCK YOU!” she tried to get away but Ville held her in place.

“Are you going to apologize to your dad?” he asked her.

“NO!” she yelled.

“Renee stop acting like you’re 5 or I’ll treat you like that!” Ville threatened.

“FUCK OFF!” she yelled. Before she knew what hot her she was over Ville’s lap.

“LET ME GO YOU FUCKING ASS CUNT!” she screamed thrashing around in his lap.

“Renee don’t make this any harder on me.” he warned. She kicked around still. Ville brought his hand down.

“OWW! Whack “OWW” whack whack whack “STOP IT!” whack whack whack “VILLE STOPPPPP! Whack whack whack whack “Okay, I’ll say I’m sorry” whack. “WHAT WAS THAT FOR?”

“Okay sweetheart.” Ville kissed her cheek and cuddled her close. She sniffled a bit “It really wasn’t that bad, sweetheart.” Ville told her.

“Yeah it was.” she told him still cuddled into his chest.

“I’m sorry love but you were acting like a brat.” he told her. She sniffled again.

“That was cruel and unusual.” she muttered. Ville smiled.

“You know you liked it.” she shot him a look. “Now go apologize like a good little girl.” she made a face.

“I don’t want to.” she whined.

“Do I have-”

“I’m going!” she said jumping off his lap and scurried out the door. She looked and saw her dad’s door open. He was leaning against the headboard. She could hear the Misfits playing in the stereo.

“Dad.” she said softly Novak looked up at her. She walked in the room and attempted to sit next to him but kneeled instead. “I’m sorry for what I said. It was out of line. DO you forgive me?” she asked not looking up at him. He smiled.

“Of course, darling.” he gave her a hug.

“So can I get a tattoo?” she asked again. Novak looked at her and sighed.

“Yeah.” her eyes got wide.

“Really?” he nodded.

“But there are rules.” she groaned. “One nothing on areas I cant look at. Meaning ass, boobs, and vagina. Two we’re going to Bam’s person. Three nothing stupid that you’ll regret. Okay?” she nodded and hugged him.

“Thanks.” she said getting up. She stopped at the doorway. “Oh and dad. I already have something n my ass.” she said and ran out of the door frame. Novak shook his head. Figured, she already had one. Renne ran back to Ville and crawled into his arms.

“You say sorry?” she nodded. “Good.”

“And he said I could get another tattoo.” she said with a smile. Ville smiled.

“What are you getting. Her hand slipped down to the waist band of his pants.

“This.” she said tracing the design lazily with her finger. He smiled and kissed her forehead.

“Where?” she grabbed his hand and trailed it down her body to her lower back.

“here.” she whispered. Ville bit his lip. “Ville, I found the spanking thing pretty hot.” she told him. Ville looked at her with lust.

“So did I.” he told her. She moved her hand to undo his pants. “Love wait.” he got up locking the door. She smiled and leaned on her elbows. Ville crawled up capturing her lips with his own. Her hands unbuttoned his shirt and pushed it off his shoulders. Ville pulled down her shirt and saw she wasn’t wearing panties. “mh so naughty little one.” she pouted.

“I’m 17.” Ville smiled.

“This is so illegal.

“You’re so turned on.” she teased. Ville nibbled on her neck.

“Maybe.” he sucked on her neck knowing it would leave a hicky. She sighed and wrapped her legs around him making him come closer. He moved to a different part of her neck and repeated the process. She pulled him up kissing him deeply.

“HEY RENNE OPEN UP!”

“WHY?” she yelled.

“CAUSE I’M BORED.”

“GO…GO PLAY WITH YOURSLEF!”

“EW NO! C’MON!” Vickie whined. She sighed and looked at Ville.

“Go we’ll continue this later. She pouted and pulled on her skirt.

“What do you want at one in the morning when you should be sleeping?”

“Want to teach me to play pool?” Tor asked excited.

“Sure, kid. C’mon.” Renee hopped down the stairs and into the room with the pool table. Renee grabbed her stick and set up the balls. She leaned over the table and broke the balls getting a solid in. She started to hustle her. She called the pocket and got the 8 ball in.

“You were supposed to teach me.”

“I did. I taught you not to play against me.” Renee said putting her stick back.

“Wanna get pizza?” Victoria asked.

“Sure.” Renee said. Tor grabbed the keys to Bam’s lambo and headed outside.

“We take his cars far to often.” Renee said sitting in the passenger seat.

“Yup, it’s fun though.”

“Dude what pizza place is open at 2 in the morning?” Renee asked.

“Well by the time we get to Texas one will be open.

“WHAT?” Renee shot up in her seat as Victoria pulled on the highway “WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GOING T TEXAS?” Renee screamed.

“It seemed like a good idea at the time.” Tor told her.

“Give me your phone.” Renee ordered.

“Why?”

“JUST FUCKING GIVE ME IT!” she yelled. Tor handed her over the phone. “I am not getting blamed for this one.” she muttered dialing Ville’s number.

“What are you doing?” Tor asked.

“Calling Ville and my dad.” she stated.

“hello.” Ville answered.

“Babe, Victoria kidnapped me and now we’re heading to Texas.” Renee whined. Ville sighed.

“Kidnapped?”

“Yeah like she said lets go for pizza and now we’re on our way to Texas.” she told him.

“Sweetheart, this isn’t good.”

“Yeah I know that one.” Renee sighed.

“Well convince her not to go and call me back.” Ville hung up. Renee turned and glared at Tor.

“We cant go to Texas. MY FUTURE SEX LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!” She screamed. Tor sighed and pulled off the road.

“you’re not you anymore.” she said sadly.

“What?”

“You’re not wild.” Renee gasped.

“Go back to the house.”

“Fine.” Tor turned back and soon they were back at castle Bam. Renee got out of the car it was about 3 in the morning. She stomped up stairs.

“Hey love.” Ville said. Renee walked into the closet and grabbed something then went into the bathroom. She changed into-


“Mh darling you look great.” Ville said kissing her. She smiled and walked past him throwing stuffing a bag. She grabbed and umbrella and threw her bag out the window by the car. Victoria was standing smoking she looked up as Renee opened the umbrella.

“I’M GONNA FUCKING DIE!” she screamed jumping off the fourth floor window. She had the umbrella out which didn’t do much. She slammed into the pool. She swam up and got out running towards Victoria. “I’m still wild. Now c’mon.” She said grabbing a towel and wrapping herself in it before jumping in the Lamborghini. Tor laid a few towels on the seat so it wouldn’t get wet.

“Shit shit shit shit! You had to jump out a window!” Tor yelled jumping in the Lambo.

“you said I wasn’t wild.” Renee whined.

“Well, ALICE You are wild.” Tor said turning on the car as everyone ran out of the house.

“I got my bunny still.” Renee said. Tor sighed as they traveled down the road. “Music time.” Renee pulled out Bam’s case. “Since when did Bam listen to Taking Back Sunday?” Renee asked looking at Victoria.

“I really don’t want to know.” she said. Renee laughed and put in a Negative CD skipping To Frozen to lose it all.

“You complain how sad this song is and how often it affects your life but you blast it. Drugs. Lots of drugs.” Victoria told her.

“AND I WILL LEARN TO LOVE YOU RIGHT!” Renee sang.

“Oh god. Go change.” Victoria told her trying to get her to shut up. Renee hopped in back and grabbed her bag. She was going to be wild. She changed into-


“Oh my god. RENEE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!?” Victoria screamed.

“A costume.” she told her. “DUH!” Tor shook her head.

“Oh my god. Texas is going to be fun.”

“Can we can go to California actually? I think it would be funnier.” Renee said.

“Why California?” Tor asked.

“Bam has a Lambo there to and Steve-o lives there.” Renee told her. Tor shook her head.

“We’re so dead.”

“Yup but we’re wild.” Renee said.

“You’re a dumb ass.” Tor said Renee just smiled.