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Basics
1. Name, nicknames, what you’d like to be called: Ember, people call me E, Em, or Embizzle...
2. Age, birthday: I'm 17, born March 20th
3. What color is your aura? My aura is most definately orang
4. Describe yourself in meteorlogical terms, i.e. "Partly sunny with a chance of rain." Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Favourites
5. Five favourite/personally important songs, moviesand books and why you chose them
Songs:
Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day: I feel like this song is the epitome of what everyone feels, but can't explain. People think Green Day is just shitty pop punk, or political music, but thats not what I see in them, so this song is amazing to me
Fix You - Coldplay: Its about being hurt and trying to help someone you hurt, which is why you are hurt in the first place, it basically describes every messed up relationship I have been in, on one side or the other
Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers: I just like the guitar part, its run to play, and its just a cool song
Holy Ghost - Jesse Malin: Its kind of creepy, in a very calming, scary, I may have something wrong with me way, its cool
Whatsername - Green Day: I can't explain it. Hearing that song makes everything okay in my mind
Movies:
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - I could watch it over and over, its just a good 80's movie
Anchorman - I love Will Ferrell, and Steve Carrell, so this is obvious, its cheesy, dorky, and actually not that funny to other people, but I think its great
Thumbsucker - I don't know why, but I was glued to the TV when I rented this on iControl, I actually think it has little to no story line, but I love the characters, they seem very real to me. Plus Lou Taylor Pucchi is amazing
The Birdcage - I love Robin Williams and Nathan Lane as a flaming gay man just makes me laugh
Edward Scizzorhands - Johnny Depp is amazing, this movie was sad, and when I first saw it, it had been an incredible day, probably making the movie 373 times better, but whatever.
Books:
I have only read one book that affected me greatly, The Catcher in The Rye, I related to Holden a lot, in the fact that he is sort of pathetic in one way, an ass in another, and actually a nice guy. He had anxiety disorder, and was all fucked up, and he just rambled the whole time, I couldn't stop reading it
But I like Harry Potter? And there are a least 6 of those, so that covers my books, sorry guys, I do read, but nothing really grasps my attention much
6. Five hobbies: playing guitar, playing cello, running, coloring in coloring books, and making pajama pants. Yeah, I'm cool like that
7. Favorite crayola color green. just green
8. What's on your favorite T-shirt? my blue Green Day 'Jesus of Suburbia' shirt
9. Which is your favourite Disney Princess? Ariel. She is totally cool. She has red hair and a fucking green tail! I want a tail
10. What is your favorite poem and/or poet of all time? Poe. He was so...Poe
11. What was your favorite television show as a child? Hey Arnold!
12. Who is your favorite artist (painter, sculptor, etc)? Andy Warhol
Random Questions
13. What do you want your tombstone to say?: Forgetting you but not the time...
14. One interesting fact about you: interesting? ummm I work for a record company?
15. Tell us some of your favorite arbitrary (some might say “random”) items: I 'salvage' items from various places, I have aBKvisor, a Taco Bell now hiring sign, a no soliciting sign, flags from a Publix grand opening, giant Coca-Cola signs, and many traffic cones and barricades
16. What is the one thing you can't take someone criticizing about you? being obsessed with Green Day
17. What are you shy about?/What topics do you consider "off-limits" in a conversation? nothing really. Taboos don't exist for me
18. Tell us a joke. what did the mexican fireman call his kids? josé and josb! *hose A and hose B*
19. What do you think about: Karl Rove (and why Bush still hasn’t kicked him out of office)? Bush is an ass, why would he do anything right?
20. What do you think the word "tzusuj" would mean? My penis is bigger than yours, and is coming out of my hip into your elbow pocket
21. Choose one:
a.) If you had the blood of 13 virgins, what would you do with it?
b.) If you had the blood of 13 virgins, how do you think you got it? 13 of my friends were killed...:-)
22. Choose one:
a.) Why is a raven like a writing desk?
b.) What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European?
23. Choose one: Pick four people (celebrities, fictional character, whatever) that you'd invite to
a.) a dinner party and what food would you serve (describe in course detail)
Billie Joe Armstrong, Jesus, Harry Potter, and George Bush.
I would serve vegetarian lasagna, red wine, bernie botts every flavored beans, and laxatives. The seating arrangement would be Billie Joe, me, Harry Potter, George Bush, and Jesus. me and Billie would chill, and then once Georgie got uncomfortable with his dinner, we would bombard him with questions he couldn't answer. Then, Harry Potter would drop a cake on his head, and Jesus would suspend him in mid-air, smite him, and then we would feed him to the vultures, and continue with dessert, of course we would eat apple pie, just to mess ith Jesus, since he always gets treated nicely, minus the whole crusafix thing
And explain why you chose the aforementioned people.
Well, Billie is the frontman of Green Day, and I've met him and he is really nice. When will I ever have a chance to eat with Jesus? I don't think you eat much in heaven, since you have no body! Harry Potter is basically the coolest kid around, minus me, and then of course the president, so the aforementioned plan could unfold
24. If we hate you and end up ripping you a new asshole, how will you handle this? Anger? Sadness? Indifference? What? Please explain. I have 8 assholes, not counting my 17 vaginas, so I will just add it to the club. Besides, I will just invite you to dinner with Jesus
25. The pope, the leader of your country and you are in a plane. The pilot and co pilot tell you the plane is going down and there are only 4 parachutes. They take two and jump out. What do you do? (Please identify said country leader). Umm well, I take one, and jump out, and let Bush and the Pope dual with lightsabers, or something. Because I am not waiting for them to decide.
26. Animals in people clothes Yes/No. Please explain your answer. my old doggie Cheri has a dress, but Rufus only wears his sweater if its cold, because my family likes to camp. But we live in Florida, so its not that hot.
27. A train leaves New York for London at a speed of 45 miles per hour. London is 3,470 miles away and at the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. Do you believe anyone dumb enough to board this train deserves to drown? no. I'd do it. Dare me bitches?!?
28. Who's hotter Charles Darwin or Jesus H. Christ? psssssh Chuck, my main man!
29. If you were stuck in a windowless, white room for a whole day with no means of occupying yourself, what would you do to keep busy? touch myself.........I mean...umm....pull out my hair and draw pictures?
30. So, the Earth is going to be destroyed next week. What city would you absolutely have to see before it boiled into space? Berkeley California.
31. Would you ever join the Italian Mafia? What about the Russian one? I have old, dead family that was in the mafia. But I would never join. I don't like killing people. I used to in my grade school days, but I kicked the habit to be a drug trafficker
32. If you could run away and join the circus, what would you do there and why? I'd be the geek pit...the whole geek pit
33. Which muppet you would be and why animal...he has brain damage, and has amazing hair, and that striped shirt is HAWTTTTT! with 9387 t's and an AW, got it fool?
34. What languages do you know? And why? English. because I live in the US, and Spanish, because I live in Florida, and Italian because I'm in the mafia I'm Italian.
35. What piece of literature do you absolutely want to douse with gasoline, gleefully burn, and then scatter the ashes the crossroads? METAMORPHASIS. I still have not read it, because I am reading it and thinking *How long would it take to scratch through my skull with this pen?*
36. If you are intending on having children, what would you name your children? / If you already have them, what are their names? / If you don't intend on having children, please explain why. Yeah, I want to have 1 girl and 1 boy, Adrienne, because its really pretty, and Billie, because he saved my life. Yeah, I am lame SHUT YOUR MOUTH! :-)
37. Fill in the blank:
A good roommate should never _____. have someone over and NOT clean up
What is a BETTER ending to these cliches?:
A watched pot never ____. gets smoked
Always look on the ____. other side of the coffee table before you move it
38. What's your deepest, darkest sexual secret? I still get turned on about a guy from work I made out with in a car on the clock who was5 years older than me, a stoner, and never talked to me agin.
39. Pick any of the following items and explain your choice: a red christmas tree, a rotten turkey, or a bag of candy that tasted like sand. a red christmas tree...its unique, and still doesn't ruin the idea...rotten turkey can't be eaten, and candy that tastes like sand is just pretty sand.
40. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING:
something interesting
41. Your photo here:
I was speaking in my secret agent mic in my jacket with my xray glasses...jealous>
42. a.) (choose one of the following)
i.) A picture/photo of anything else:
ii.) Draw a self-portrait using only MSpaint (or a similar program).
b.) Blank space. (Post something random. A picture, a link, whatever, to make us laugh and keep us amused. Or if you’re stuck, five websites that you go to regularly (excepting email servers, Livejournal.com and search engines)
thanks guyssss