woo, a spanking!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, h0peles5 (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I punched disco_bison in the arm (-10 points). Last month I set lick_my_girl's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I donated bone marrow to iskra_lolita in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I helped kellstar101 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4768 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
damn_arthouse