No wonder those Steiff toys were so expensive

[dammitall]

Mohair fabric is $300 a yard

Comments

[mogara]

yes, they make foolish what is great about crafting. i am fascinated by overly sweet women - you can look them straight in the eye and see the mean.

theres one customer at work - a bulldozer, a tank: very frightening person. something in her says "twisted" - she always cries "hi sweetie!" and chats on and on about our adorable new decorations & how LOVELY the day is. i know if i dont reply in kind she will kick me to death in the alley, one day.

[mogara]

Lean over and vomit into her shoelaces. She'll steer clear.

A Steiff in storage? O, homeless bear!

Seriously, if you ever can, come down. Bear or no.