Stuff that happened

[dammit_spain]

This is basically a list I will add to every once in a while.

Need to remind myself what had happened so far:

(not in order)

* had nose broken by America sue_persize
* was kidnapped by pirate England britanniaseadog. Eventually got rescued by Greece greciangod
* has six five turtles which he named: Lorenzo, Caterina, Lovinita (named by oh_espana), Heracles and Tomatilla (named by matadorable).
* once was bodyswapped with Fem America julystripes
* had his curl pulled out by child Greece tourkokratia and spent two parts mute
* seeing he constanly brushes off any Spains' affections, he eventually kissed oh_espana (on the cheek) and was kissed by el_imperialista (on the lips)
* slept with Greece greciangod
* tried to adopt his younger self chibimano
* was claimed as territory by a Conquistador Spain aconquistador
* gave Greece one of his turtles (Cazzo) to prove they are better and cooler than kittens but really it was a thank you gift for rescuing him.
* kinda beats up pirate England provostcaptain who told him some home truths about Spain
* was asked by el_imperialista to be his lover.
* Was proposed to by peronotecallas and he said yes.
* Punched Winston englandtwo