Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a diplomat. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
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