"11. What was the best thing you bought? The shiny ass ring that Meghan should be wearing right now. She's not. I checked"
...I'm confused.
"12. Whose behavior merited celebration? Bailey. She stayed orange while I was gone just like I told her to."
So, it's almost like "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold." (Which, you know, he probably did). ...Nevermind, you probably don't get it. Ask Meghan.
"13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? Quoth my mother "Does it make me a slut if I have other people do [sexual] things to me if I don't reciprocate?" She was not talking about her boyfriend."
I found the card you mom sent you, that you let me have (because I thought it was pretty damn amusing). I should bring it to visit you so you can read it again, but you might die a little inside.
"28. What did you want and get? Socks. I asked Meghan for socks for Christmas because mine are 5 years old, very thin, and have holes everywhere. She didn't give me them and said that was a crappy gift idea and not practical. I also wanted a scarf because those don't exist in my state.
But I got Mono-poly: Nintendo version. I've thus far lost every game :D
29. What did you want and not get? The aformentioned socks and scarf. And snow"
Perhaps you did not understand question 28, Jay-son.
"31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? For my 18th birthday, I looked at my used $.99 bong (I shit you not - The tag is still on it) and tried to hang myself. But then I got the iPod Meghan gave me and shat myself in glee."
I should use that phrasing more often, you know: "I shit you not."
"33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006? Band shirts, pants, and precious little else."
So, maybe in 2007, you can wear sundresses, and bonnets.
"34. What kept you sane? My music. I would die without my iPod:
One day that iPod is gonna turn around and kiiiiiill youuuu!
"35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Celebrities smell like rancid pig feces."
So when I become a celebrity, I will be the best-smelling celebrity that existed!!
The shiny ass ring that Meghan should be wearing right now. She's not. I checked"
...I'm confused.
"12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Bailey. She stayed orange while I was gone just like I told her to."
So, it's almost like "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold." (Which, you know, he probably did). ...Nevermind, you probably don't get it. Ask Meghan.
"13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Quoth my mother "Does it make me a slut if I have other people do [sexual] things to me if I don't reciprocate?" She was not talking about her boyfriend."
I found the card you mom sent you, that you let me have (because I thought it was pretty damn amusing). I should bring it to visit you so you can read it again, but you might die a little inside.
"28. What did you want and get?
Socks. I asked Meghan for socks for Christmas because mine are 5 years old, very thin, and have holes everywhere. She didn't give me them and said that was a crappy gift idea and not practical. I also wanted a scarf because those don't exist in my state.
But I got Mono-poly: Nintendo version. I've thus far lost every game :D
29. What did you want and not get?
The aformentioned socks and scarf. And snow"
Perhaps you did not understand question 28, Jay-son.
"31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
For my 18th birthday, I looked at my used $.99 bong (I shit you not - The tag is still on it) and tried to hang myself. But then I got the iPod Meghan gave me and shat myself in glee."
I should use that phrasing more often, you know: "I shit you not."
"33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
Band shirts, pants, and precious little else."
So, maybe in 2007, you can wear sundresses, and bonnets.
"34. What kept you sane?
My music. I would die without my iPod:
One day that iPod is gonna turn around and kiiiiiill youuuu!
"35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Celebrities smell like rancid pig feces."
So when I become a celebrity, I will be the best-smelling celebrity that existed!!
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