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[damienson]

i just ate some perogies that i had to fry in cheap margarine

now i feel like i am going to have a heart attack

when my tv stays on for awhile, it starts to make the high pitched ear piercing sound every once in awhile

it just started up again

tom clark will take over when lloyd robertson dies

i knew ryan seacrest would be the next dick clark, i just knew it, and now he is

i should have bought his stock

i better go rest, as my heart is aching, stupid plastic margarine. it is only butter for me from now on.