May 14, 2002 17:52
Yet another random conversation from Mr.George James Martinez. Taken from CC.
prong_jesus: i shit my pants outside an albertsons parking lot once
prong_jesus: bad
prong_jesus: i walked like ten miles
prong_jesus: and i lost control
prong_jesus: i fell the ground
prong_jesus: bloopshhhht
prong_jesus: i was crouching by the side of albertsons
prong_jesus: trying not to look suspicious
prong_jesus: but my legs were convulsing
prong_jesus: yeah
prong_jesus: my abs compressed
prong_jesus: and ...
prong_jesus: like a hand grenade
prong_jesus: i shit my pants a number of times
prong_jesus: near christmas time
prong_jesus: in the middle of winter
prong_jesus: one time at the gym at on the ab machine
prong_jesus: i started running to the bathroom
prong_jesus: and ploopshooooooooooot
prong_jesus: you know i wasnt pissed i shit my pants
prong_jesus: i was pissed that i couldnt use the ab machine
prong_jesus: that night
prong_jesus: anymore
prong_jesus: it's probalbly the same one i pooped on
prong_jesus: syke
prong_jesus: i dont shit my pants
prong_jesus: had you fooled
prong_jesus: hehe
evil eric
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