Jul 11, 2006 21:37
The Official WTF?! Survey!
RIGHT NOW:
1. What color are your underwear? Black
2. Are you wearing a bra? No
3. Are you horny? Yes
4. What taste is in your mouth? Mnt. Dew / Cigs
5. Does your butt itch? Not ATM
6. Do your feet stink? Probley
7. Do you need to pee? No
8. What are you craving? The 20th
9. Are you happy? FUCK YES
10. Are you mad? Not At All
PREFERENCE:
2. Twinkies or Ding Dongs? HO-HO's Own All!!!
3. Condom or natural? Only ever had Natural
4. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi
5. Burger King or McDonalds? Mickey D's
6. Dairy Queen or Baskin-Robbins? Dairy Queen
7. Frappuccino or Latte? Neither
8. Gay or Straight? Straight For Me But Do What Feels Good For Everyone Else
9. Tough Guys or Mamas Boys? Fuckit ... Be Yourself
10. Traditional or Kama Sutra? O.o;;; I don't know
THE LAST TIME:
1. Someone kissed you? To long ago to remember
2. You kissed someone? See #1
3. You had sex? Again See #1
4. You received oral sex? -.-;
5. You gave oral sex? -.-;;
6. You were drunk? About a Month
7. You laughed? When Talking to Amber
8. You cried? Few Weeks Ago
9. You listened to Barry Manilow? Have I ever?
10. You went grocery shopping? 2 Hours Ago
35 RANDOM QUESTIONS:
Are you in love? Yes
With who? Amber
Do you have children? Nope , and never will
How many? Can You Read Dickhead?
Are you married? Nope
To who?
Who is your best friend? Amber or Ian
How long have you known him/her? Many Many Years
Do you like caviar? It's Not So Bad
Do you like chocolate? Yea
What is your favorite type of music? ROCK!!
Do you like Elvis? Not Really
Do you like Garth Brooks? I like a song or two
Do you like Peanut Butter M&Ms better than Plain? Yes
Take 5 - A Band or a Candy Bar? Candy Bar
Do you believe in God? Sometimes
Do you believe in love at first site? No
Do you believe your horoscope? I read it ... thats all I say
Even when it doesn't come true? hahaha! no.
Do you read the newspaper? I watch the news
Who is the vice president? Dick Cheney
Who killed Nicole Simpson? O.J.
Who killed Jon Benet Ramsey? FucktifIcare
Do you like Johnny Depp?Depends on the Movie
Why or why not? Like I said ...Depends
Do/did you get along with your mother? Somewhat
Your father? Yes , Very Well
Why do you type LOL so much? I don't
Do you like chat rooms? No .... IM's
Have you ever had cyber sex with a stranger? Nope
What are the last 3 digits of your phone number? 740
Do you like Hulk Hogan? NO .....BROTHER!!!
Is pro wrestling fake? Sports Entertainment is Fake .... Wrestling is Real.
Blue Jeans or Sweats? Jeans
Pajamas or Nude? Nude