Dear Reviewer Douch-bags
Dear Reviewer Douchbag,
Your review was pulled for a reason.
http://www.gameplayer.com.au/Home/REVIEWS/REVIEWGAME/tabid/1486/Default.aspx?CID=a6dd35da-c2ad-49b3-9604-8e7de5923dbc
Acting all passive agressive about it doesn't hold, because you havn't played the game, and are basing your review on a /five/ month old pres demo.
Five months. You waste of seminal fluid.
First, I've built entire games in that time, I can damn well fix the problems you're complaining about in that time.
Second, You havn't PLAYED the game, doesn't sound like you even played the press demo! As a note, the press demo was 4 levels of the game.
Third, Taking that into account, you review had better damn well change AFTER you're played the final build, dick.
Do your goddamned job, play the game, and review it honestly. That's what people pay you for. Not for you to winge about how we havn't recognized your game design genius.
Yours,
Damhan.
Things like this really piss me off. It's happened before, you read a review of a game you've worked on, or even just played, and you realize, "He hasn't played it. At all. He's just watching the press video's and writing from that."
Guys like this are why no one trusts the review mags anymore.
Your review was pulled for a reason.
http://www.gameplayer.com.au/Home/REVIEWS/REVIEWGAME/tabid/1486/Default.aspx?CID=a6dd35da-c2ad-49b3-9604-8e7de5923dbc
Acting all passive agressive about it doesn't hold, because you havn't played the game, and are basing your review on a /five/ month old pres demo.
Five months. You waste of seminal fluid.
First, I've built entire games in that time, I can damn well fix the problems you're complaining about in that time.
Second, You havn't PLAYED the game, doesn't sound like you even played the press demo! As a note, the press demo was 4 levels of the game.
Third, Taking that into account, you review had better damn well change AFTER you're played the final build, dick.
Do your goddamned job, play the game, and review it honestly. That's what people pay you for. Not for you to winge about how we havn't recognized your game design genius.
Yours,
Damhan.
Things like this really piss me off. It's happened before, you read a review of a game you've worked on, or even just played, and you realize, "He hasn't played it. At all. He's just watching the press video's and writing from that."
Guys like this are why no one trusts the review mags anymore.