I thought I had escaped loud dumbass neighbors

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 when I had left Fayettenam and when the multi-ethnic frat boys here(affectionately nicknamed "Harold and Kumar") moved out ,leaving a condemnable,bong-water stained cesspool behind.
I think not.

Congratulations,High maintenance Bitches next door:
 You've won The Screechy Drunk Door Slamming Contest !!!

Fuck.
But a video of Weird Al Yankovic's "Ebay" made it all better: