Good news, everyone . . .!
. . . Depending on your definition of "good" and "news," of course. (/Prof. Farnsworth)
First up on the weird alert scanner today, the Vatican says it's OK to believe in aliens (whew!).
And next, Darth Vader gets in a spot of trouble with the law.
We now return you to your normal reality. Oh, wait. Both those stories *are* real. Nevermind!