Quotes through out my time at ASMS
These are the interesting quotes I have managed to pick up just from talking to my roomie.
"Are you smelling your hand to find out how croch smells like?"
"When I try to run 100 yards, I can only reach 60 before my ass cheeks start rubbing together and burning."
"I got blinded by a naked black man."
"How far did the hoe go hoeing?"
"Will you go out with me?.......but you have to break up with me tomorrow. I need to get a good workout in."
"I don't know which hand to use to take out my contacts because I don't remember which hand i had down my pants."
"Ozzy's voice will guide me to where I need to be."
"It doesn't matter, because you're as retarded as you're going to get."
"Are you smelling your hand to find out how croch smells like?"
"When I try to run 100 yards, I can only reach 60 before my ass cheeks start rubbing together and burning."
"I got blinded by a naked black man."
"How far did the hoe go hoeing?"
"Will you go out with me?.......but you have to break up with me tomorrow. I need to get a good workout in."
"I don't know which hand to use to take out my contacts because I don't remember which hand i had down my pants."
"Ozzy's voice will guide me to where I need to be."
"It doesn't matter, because you're as retarded as you're going to get."