Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse
I saw this today, in connection with all the silly May 21 end-times hoopla. I think this is one of the better uses for our tax dollars:
Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan (not to be confused with the late Prince Aly Khan, who was once married to Rita Hayworth), has laid out a brief history of zombies, as well as a list of supplies that should be stocked in an emergency kit. He assures the public that, in the event of a zombie outbreak, CDC would conduct an investigation. It would probably look a lot like the pictures that eithni recently posted.