It Is I (Santa Clause, the bubble-bearded woman.)

[damegadfly]

Today I had a migraine, which sucked.

Then I went to the doctor, which sucked.

Then I had a 4-course Chinese meal, which rocked (Wonton Soup, followed by Crab Ragun & an eggroll, followed by Cashew Chicken Gai Pan, followed by, uh. Cookies.)

Then! I went out with my dog, which was fun.

Then I showed my mom my newly-discovered hair style.

Then I had a bubble bath and pretended to be Santa. It went like this :

"Hello! I am Santa Clause! Yes, I exist! *goes to pat chin* Oh! Oh, where is my beard going?! Dear God, I'm a woman! *replaces bubble beard* It is I! Santa Clause, the Bubble-Bearded Woman!"

Now. I'm. Uh. Online. Yay!