Devouring the Unborn, or, What's for Breakfast?
I always get a kick out of the Not Always sites and this little snippet makes me giggle in amused horror. Where does a little boy learn to speak like that!? ;-)
Sunny Side Up For The Destroyer Of Worlds
Cafe | Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Children
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
Sunny Side Up For The Destroyer Of Worlds
Cafe | Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Children
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”