Children frighten me!!!!!
So I got my hair done yesterday and I'm sitting and waiting, eating some mozz sticks because my blood sugar dropped and I was about to get all moody crazy like "drink the juice!" Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias.
A little girl on the opposite side of the couch is playing Sims. She's maybe 9 or something, we get to talking, she's talking all about it and the cheats, motherboard and giving me the lowdown. I played Sims once maybe five years ago. I then tell her:
Yeah when I played, I liked to think of people I didn't like and build a room without any doors and set them on fire.
Then I realized, hmmm... I don't think that's appropriate to tell a 9 year old.
She then whips her head around, looks at me and says, Yeah well I like to adopt children, throw them in the pool, take the ladder away and watch them drown!!!
Her eye twitches and dialates while I scooch to the opposite side of the couch trying to slowly pick my jaw up from off the floor.
A little girl on the opposite side of the couch is playing Sims. She's maybe 9 or something, we get to talking, she's talking all about it and the cheats, motherboard and giving me the lowdown. I played Sims once maybe five years ago. I then tell her:
Yeah when I played, I liked to think of people I didn't like and build a room without any doors and set them on fire.
Then I realized, hmmm... I don't think that's appropriate to tell a 9 year old.
She then whips her head around, looks at me and says, Yeah well I like to adopt children, throw them in the pool, take the ladder away and watch them drown!!!
Her eye twitches and dialates while I scooch to the opposite side of the couch trying to slowly pick my jaw up from off the floor.