Need for Lyrics

[dame_montague]

I've been called to help write a campy, 80's metal song to be performed by our D&D crew about ... well, D&D. I need lyrics. You're creative! You can help!

I want to work the phrase "I crit on eighteen or better" in there.

Comments

[hobbesthetiger]

I had a rock song for an Etherite band, from Mage:

"Never knew the number nine
was so warped in space and time;
never knew behind closed eyes
was life forever in disguise.
We tumble on unceasingly,
boxed in rules, uncertainty!

Pull the trigger, cross your fingers!
Whooooa!
The cat is both alive and dead!
Undead, undead, undead!"

[dame_montague]

heeheeheehee!

I found a few amusing quotes of yours from the All Flesh Must Be Eaten game you ran at Marcon. They are cute mostly because you were so sleep-dep.

"You like ... yeah."

"Uhm ... you're on fire."

[hobbesthetiger]

:)

No two people are not on fire.

[the_archmage]

I saw your comments on our predecessor and sister site rpgquotes, if I may be so bold, could you cross post them on ours ( rpg_quotes )as well?

[dame_montague]

Posted, thank you.

[nursetim]

when did we decide we needed a campy 80's metal song?

not that im at all against it, mind you

[dame_montague]

That was mostly a brainchild of Chad's. You should hear his rendition of what it should sound like.

*screaming* "Natural TWENTY!!!!"
*guitar riff*