Wotcher
OY! These 'Profanity Peckers' are the best things ever! All you've got to do is go down the hall singing "fuckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck" and they all come swooping in! THEN IT'S HELLA GOOD TARGET PRACTICE!
I am so sorry Filch for the bloody mess of feathers everywhere, but by hell I'm going to say fuck whenever I fucking want!
Booya fucking feather-dusters. These things are way more fun than friggin Nost.
Of course, you wouldn't think a tickle charm would be their downfall...
Edit: I'm exhausted. I don't think I've ever been this tired in my whole life. The tickling charms don't work well on multiple birds. I had to snatch my broom and these...oh Merlin no swearing. These things can go through several walls at a time. Michael Corner has just had his...his butt chased all over Hogwarts on broomstick. This is not cool.
I am so sorry Filch for the bloody mess of feathers everywhere, but by hell I'm going to say fuck whenever I fucking want!
Booya fucking feather-dusters. These things are way more fun than friggin Nost.
Of course, you wouldn't think a tickle charm would be their downfall...
Edit: I'm exhausted. I don't think I've ever been this tired in my whole life. The tickling charms don't work well on multiple birds. I had to snatch my broom and these...oh Merlin no swearing. These things can go through several walls at a time. Michael Corner has just had his...his butt chased all over Hogwarts on broomstick. This is not cool.