funniest night.....

[damagedwing]

so i call my friend val at 11 and i am like val i am upset lets go see jon, jon just came home today from being in trouble and sent away, so we drive to jons, half way down the street i turn off my engine and roll, and well i forgot about the power steering, and i couldnt turn and the car was in neutral so i almost ran over a mail box, funny shit, so i park and we stelth it to jons window, and i open the window and i go in and play with his nose finally he wakes up and is like wtf r u guys doing here. and so he was talking to us, and then i crawl out the window, n all off a sudden i hear the screen door click, the door didnt even open and i was gone. i hauled ass. i ran to the neighbors house and hid, VAL DUMBASS stood there after i ran away and said his dad his dad. and yeah.  so we get in the car after val was like i came to give him a cell phone, and we got in the car and reversed down the street going 45 with no lights.  and so i wa slike ok we need to go atleast 60 to get away, so i hauled and omg it was a rush. then we went to wal mart, amd bought movies, well i locked my keys in my trunk so i called my mom and was like uhh. so  i lied, and i felt bad but it was so i didnt get arrested, and so i dropped val off, and i was like wow this is the shit, these are the nights and things we live for. true friends homie. and it was great.....

i love you jenny, it wil be ok....i will call josh for you and then i gotta do shit after work