Apple of my Mother's eyes.

Feb 04, 2005 12:44

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8lucid_dream8 February 4 2005, 13:12:31 UTC
You bastard!!

*hugs you so tight i crush your air pipes*

I do not like AFI. But I like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. A lot.
And also you. A lot too. :)

*hugs you again*

duuuuuude. you seem so sad. :_(

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damagedinside86 February 4 2005, 13:15:21 UTC
I'm gravy. Just like Chicken and biscuits at a black family's
house without the stench of black people, and/ or prison.
Just feeling a little constricted.

fuck you manifest. rat bastard fuck. your mom is a whore.

[had to keep with the cursing theme].

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8lucid_dream8 February 4 2005, 13:29:54 UTC
nuh uh, youre a whore. cockbiting fucktard!
I like rat bastard.. its been awhile since I've heard that.

I just typed out a psychological analysis for the reasons why you insist on offending everyone you can at all times, but I figured fuck it. I'm no psychiatrist and honestly.. I dont think either of us cares enough to hear it.

I would so totally give you painful hugs and let you cry all snotty on my clothes if you wanted right now :(

You ass minstrel.

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damagedinside86 February 4 2005, 13:56:45 UTC
dude, you gotta hear my voicemail.
i finally made a message i like.
it makes no sense...but funny.

714-623-1368

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8lucid_dream8 February 4 2005, 14:07:40 UTC
ha ha ha!! nice!

that is a masterpiece right there.

Whenever I get down, I'm going to call just to hear that!

Im definitely giving your number to millions of random people!

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damagedinside86 February 4 2005, 14:24:20 UTC
Tell them it is God's number.

Fuck you Manifest.

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8lucid_dream8 February 4 2005, 14:29:52 UTC
i HAVE told them its God's number.

And fuck you!

Am I behind on a trend or just stupid? (I vote latter) WTFs with the whole Manifest thing?

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damagedinside86 February 4 2005, 14:35:13 UTC
It's my name.
I'd say, "Even my grandmother
calls me it"...kinda can't now
beings that she's dead.

It's been my name for about 10
years.

You could still call me Diarrhea
Dave, or Satan if you like. Just
don't call me a Christian.

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8lucid_dream8 February 4 2005, 14:39:13 UTC
I like Satan.

You fit my version of Satan perfectly.

The offensice ass hole that you cant help but love.

You realize he's trying to be an ass, but he tries too hard to be truely offensive.

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damagedinside86 February 4 2005, 14:44:41 UTC
I like Satan too...but I don't like
the fagstache he has on his face...
And horns are sooo last years gothic scene...
And Iron Maiden is so played.
And red is so not my color.
Plus the South Park movie made the
devil look soooo gay.

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8lucid_dream8 February 4 2005, 14:49:21 UTC
naw, thats not the Satan in my head. Well the Satan in my head is another story..

What I mean is thats not the Satan I imagine. Satan's just a kick ass dude in a white hoodie that comes over for tea sometimes. He adds too much sugar. Moron..

But youre as cool as that Satan. Trust me.

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damagedinside86 February 4 2005, 14:54:36 UTC
I only drink tea when my throat hurts
from screaming in blind people's ears.

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8lucid_dream8 February 4 2005, 14:56:41 UTC
do you also poke the deaf in the eyes with sharp sticks?

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damagedinside86 February 4 2005, 15:04:06 UTC
The deaf have the gift of never hearing
Eddie Murphy's shoddy attempt at being
a singer.
i.e. "Party all the time".

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8lucid_dream8 February 4 2005, 15:12:33 UTC
WHAT!? SURELY YOU JOKE!!

that happens to be my favorite song ok!!!

If you were not God/Satan, I would totally have guessed God was Eddie Murphey, judging only on that angelic voice of his.

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hotlikearobot_ February 4 2005, 14:25:48 UTC
Dude, leave me awesome voicemails so I have something to look forward to. I hope you've heard my message intro already. It fucking rules.

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