Liquor makes me shit out sushi.

Jan 27, 2005 09:54

mmmm...I LOVE MUSTARD. I put that statement in all caps just to ( Read more... )

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8lucid_dream8 January 27 2005, 11:57:00 UTC
poo on you.

i dont want a puppy. i want a kitten. now. get me one. grey.

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damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 12:28:02 UTC
I want a pet Korean boy..but we can't all get what we
want, now can we? By the way, Am I the only one that
notices it's hot in here?

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8lucid_dream8 January 27 2005, 12:30:32 UTC
I'll trade you a Korean boy for a grey kitten.

And it is not hot. Its just me.

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damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 12:32:45 UTC
ZING!

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8lucid_dream8 January 27 2005, 12:33:25 UTC
oh yea.

omfg. im so bored. entertain me.

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Waiter, there's a Used Condom in my Cereal... damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 12:47:26 UTC
Hey, check out this rash on my inner thigh...

Come closer...

closer...

CLOSER....

[fart]

Oh my God, I can't believe you fell for it.

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I know. I put it there 8lucid_dream8 January 27 2005, 12:51:30 UTC
Smells like cotton candy...

Is that rash from me?

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As long as it gets me pregnant, you're forgiven. damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 13:13:41 UTC
If you were to eat a human fetus...
which race would be the tastiest?

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Arent you already pregnant you dirty whore? 8lucid_dream8 January 27 2005, 13:17:14 UTC
latinos.

My friend says that they are spicy.
But shes a whore too so I dont know if its true.

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Hopefully, I'm hungry. [berp...fart] damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 13:26:38 UTC
whores are good.

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burping turns me on. 8lucid_dream8 January 27 2005, 13:41:19 UTC
No seriously. It does.

...and no, not the whores I pay for.

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