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Snakes on a Plane - A Poem By Me
I think that I'm slowly going insane,
I see motherfucking snakes, on motherfucking planes.
Every time that I close my eyes,
there are motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking skies.
We need Samuel L to give 'em hell,
sent up into the air to swear and yell.
He's got a serpintine uprising in the heavens to quell
the sound of his cursing, a scaley death knell.
Either Keenan or Kel is up there too
but when it comes to snakes he hasn't a clue.
Snakes on a plane, and not just a few
perhaps they'd be better off in the zoo.
I think that I'm slowly going insane,
I see motherfucking snakes, on motherfucking planes.
Every time that I close my eyes,
there are motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking skies.
So yeah, I can't sleep and I'm really quite bored. This has kept me amused for a whole five minutes. Now.. what next?
I think that I'm slowly going insane,
I see motherfucking snakes, on motherfucking planes.
Every time that I close my eyes,
there are motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking skies.
We need Samuel L to give 'em hell,
sent up into the air to swear and yell.
He's got a serpintine uprising in the heavens to quell
the sound of his cursing, a scaley death knell.
Either Keenan or Kel is up there too
but when it comes to snakes he hasn't a clue.
Snakes on a plane, and not just a few
perhaps they'd be better off in the zoo.
I think that I'm slowly going insane,
I see motherfucking snakes, on motherfucking planes.
Every time that I close my eyes,
there are motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking skies.
So yeah, I can't sleep and I'm really quite bored. This has kept me amused for a whole five minutes. Now.. what next?