Jail ... it's a drag, man.
Man, I just got out of jail again.
Worst damn thing about being in jail is being bored. Ain't shit to do in there, except getting into fights.
That wouldn't be so bad, except those damn harness bulls come down on you. Sons of bitches are pretty handy with them batons, too. What kind of pussy name is that, anyway? A baton? You wouldn't catch me dead with a girlie-sounding weapon like that. Gimme a switch any day.
So anyways, they tell me I got out 'cause of good behavior. That ain't shit. They kicked me out because it was too fucking crowded.
I get tired of eating that jail food, too, any fucking way. That shit is rank.
So I guess I'll go look up some of the guys and see what's shaking.
Worst damn thing about being in jail is being bored. Ain't shit to do in there, except getting into fights.
That wouldn't be so bad, except those damn harness bulls come down on you. Sons of bitches are pretty handy with them batons, too. What kind of pussy name is that, anyway? A baton? You wouldn't catch me dead with a girlie-sounding weapon like that. Gimme a switch any day.
So anyways, they tell me I got out 'cause of good behavior. That ain't shit. They kicked me out because it was too fucking crowded.
I get tired of eating that jail food, too, any fucking way. That shit is rank.
So I guess I'll go look up some of the guys and see what's shaking.