Apr 30, 2010 13:13
the silent treatment.
this is my most frequented, and devastating weapon in my arsenal of terror(lame).
i wield it like chun li wields her lightning kick. it cannot be penetrated lest you get above it, or attack from behind.
of course, the lightning kick is predictable, common even. it is thrown the way a teenage boy throws "rock" in every game of rochambeau.
trusty rock. nothing beats rock.
i've found myself recently inundated with efforts to leap above, or attack from behind to thwart my expertly thrown extra-spicy variety of nottalkingtoyou.
and just like chun li's devastating lightning kick, you can only tap the button that rapidly for so long before you just get tired.
perhaps it's time for a new strategy.
or, perhaps, it's time to stop fighting.