Express Yourself
A recap of my thoughts in the shower this morning (afternoon):
(i) Jerry O'Connell should NEVER EVER have been allowed to start a modeling career. Just because you're dating a model, does NOT mean you're good looking. Oh Perry Ellis....what on earth were you thinking
(ii) Baby Wipes are a gay mans best friend. Cheaper than an enema, and leaves you squeaky clean.
(iii) Having a boyfriend is sort of like owning a dog. You can't go anywhere for too long without them shitting all over everything.
(iv) Montrealers start the "terrasse" season FAR TOO EARLY. It's 8 fucking degrees celcius out: I think I'll eat inside, thanks.
(v) Masturbating in 20 minute intervals is the ONLY way on earth you can read through an 11 page article entitled "Role of Erythrocytes in Leukocyte-Endothelial Interactions: Mathematical Model and Experimental Validation"
(i) Jerry O'Connell should NEVER EVER have been allowed to start a modeling career. Just because you're dating a model, does NOT mean you're good looking. Oh Perry Ellis....what on earth were you thinking
(ii) Baby Wipes are a gay mans best friend. Cheaper than an enema, and leaves you squeaky clean.
(iii) Having a boyfriend is sort of like owning a dog. You can't go anywhere for too long without them shitting all over everything.
(iv) Montrealers start the "terrasse" season FAR TOO EARLY. It's 8 fucking degrees celcius out: I think I'll eat inside, thanks.
(v) Masturbating in 20 minute intervals is the ONLY way on earth you can read through an 11 page article entitled "Role of Erythrocytes in Leukocyte-Endothelial Interactions: Mathematical Model and Experimental Validation"