"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
"Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president."
http://welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ I'm so stealing his one-liners for my characters.