First day in a new year...
I awoke this morning with a terrible headache and a raging hard-on, feeling nauseous while feeling exceptionally hungry, snuggled up to a sexy woman who has no interested in sex.*
Thus the eternal conflict that is my existence continues for another year.
My life is a special kind of awesome :D
* And no, I didn't drink last night, so the headache and nausea are not from being hung-over.