The Worst Pick Up Lines Ever
I stole this from a Facebook group...
The Worst Pick Up Lines Ever
Ever been hit on by someone and they used the lamest pick up line? Ya this is a group for you.
So here are some of the worst pick up lines I've found:
1. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
2. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
4. My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
6. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
7. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
8. Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
9. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
10. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
11. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
12. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
13. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
14. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
15. Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?
16. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
17. Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
18. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
19. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
20. Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
21. Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
22. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
23. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
24. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
25. Let us pretend my pants are France and invade them.
26. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
27. You're on my list of things to do tonight.
28. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
29. Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
30. I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
31. Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
32. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
33. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
34. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
35. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
36. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
37. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
38. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
39. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
40. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
41. My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
42. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
43. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
44. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
45. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
46. Sooo...you're a girl right?
47. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
48. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
49. Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
50. When God made you, he was showing off.
51. If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.
52. Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
53. So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
54. Do you have a tag for that rack?
55. I am going to go downstairs later to find some hotties. Would you like to go downstairs so we could find you?
56. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
57. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
58. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
59. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
60. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
61. Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
62. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
63. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
64. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
65. Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
66. Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
67. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
68. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
69. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
70. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
71. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
72. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
73. Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know how to raise cocks
74. Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
75. Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
76. Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
77. Do you have a band aid? (No why?) Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
79. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
80. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
81. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
82. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
83. I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...
84. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
85. I have big feet.
86. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
87. Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
88. If I pet you, would you follow me home?
89. Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
90. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
91.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
92. Wow! Are those real?
93. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
94. A women: "Do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
95. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
96. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
97. I'm a hurdle, do you want to jump me?
98. "Why should women masturbate with these two fingers?" {I don't know.} "'Cause they're mine, sweetheart."
99. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
100. Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
101. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
102. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.
103. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
104. Hey baby, I’m like American Express, you don’t want to leave home without me.
105. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, nead till hard, and serve hot.
Here are some pirate pick up lines if the ones above didn't work!!
1. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
2. Wanna shiver me timbers?
3. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
4. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
5. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted
The Worst Pick Up Lines Ever
Ever been hit on by someone and they used the lamest pick up line? Ya this is a group for you.
So here are some of the worst pick up lines I've found:
1. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
2. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
4. My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
6. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
7. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
8. Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
9. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
10. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
11. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
12. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
13. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
14. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
15. Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?
16. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
17. Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
18. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
19. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
20. Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
21. Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
22. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
23. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
24. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
25. Let us pretend my pants are France and invade them.
26. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
27. You're on my list of things to do tonight.
28. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
29. Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
30. I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
31. Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
32. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
33. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
34. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
35. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
36. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
37. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
38. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
39. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
40. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
41. My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
42. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
43. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
44. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
45. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
46. Sooo...you're a girl right?
47. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
48. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
49. Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
50. When God made you, he was showing off.
51. If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.
52. Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
53. So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
54. Do you have a tag for that rack?
55. I am going to go downstairs later to find some hotties. Would you like to go downstairs so we could find you?
56. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
57. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
58. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
59. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
60. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
61. Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
62. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
63. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
64. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
65. Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
66. Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
67. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
68. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
69. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
70. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
71. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
72. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
73. Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know how to raise cocks
74. Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
75. Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
76. Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
77. Do you have a band aid? (No why?) Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
79. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
80. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
81. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
82. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
83. I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...
84. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
85. I have big feet.
86. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
87. Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
88. If I pet you, would you follow me home?
89. Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
90. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
91.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
92. Wow! Are those real?
93. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
94. A women: "Do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
95. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
96. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
97. I'm a hurdle, do you want to jump me?
98. "Why should women masturbate with these two fingers?" {I don't know.} "'Cause they're mine, sweetheart."
99. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
100. Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
101. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
102. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.
103. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
104. Hey baby, I’m like American Express, you don’t want to leave home without me.
105. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, nead till hard, and serve hot.
Here are some pirate pick up lines if the ones above didn't work!!
1. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
2. Wanna shiver me timbers?
3. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
4. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
5. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted